Unfortunately this free Zyrtec from Walmart isn’t available in 13 states (full list after the jump), so either people in those states are super mutants who don’t have allergies or Walmart hates them. Okay, maybe it has to do with a smattering of obscure state laws, but I prefer to imagine that the CEO of Walmart had a giant wall map of the country, 13 darts, and way too much time to kill.

(Samples are not available to residents in: Arizona, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Iowa, Kansas, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Vermont.)

[via the forums]