EDIT: Looks to be Hiffed at this point.

With all of these body washes for men, I keep wondering why a bar of soap just isn’t good enough any more. I mean, I used to be a simple guy in the shower with some V05 shampoo and a bar of Irish Springs and then a splash of Brut cologne when I was done. Now? Guess by Marciano body wash and cologne, with this fancy shampoo or that fancy conditioner, a leave in supplement, and exfoliating wash and so many other products that it seems like I could just spend the whole time I’m in the shower naming off brands.

This free Gillette Body Wash had better be good. I don’t want to have to add another name to the long list of products already sitting around my tub…

[via the forums]