IS: Free Lancome Absolue Precious Cream
Print out this page and take it to the Lancome Counter at any Nordstrom to get a free Absolue Precious Cells SPF 15 cream. I came here fully prepared to make fun of Lancome for misspelling “absolute,” but then got worried that “absolue” was a foreign word. So I took the safe route and just drew a picture of a bear riding a dolphin. It’s awesome, you should see it; the bear’s snarling, the dolphin’s winking, and I even gave them both little hats and monocles for fun!
In related news, strangers often refuse to talk to me in public. Not sure why…
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Hey fellow Hiffers.
The Kraken Rum book is now available for ordering and delivery. The web link in case you lost it is http://www.krakenrum.com/ (don’t know how to hyper link that) Help Goob!!
just so you realize, the book is not about rum! some mythical something.
Well this might be a silly question but where do you go to get this? Do you have to go to Nordstrom?
Forget my question I just had a moment..
you can’t get us excited about the picture and then not show it!
The only thing that would make your picture even better is 3 wolves in the background howling at the moon, now that would sell!!
haha, yes indeed it would make it tons better with 3 wolves howling at the moon.
i wanna see the monocled bear riding the winking dolphin!! c’mon!
I promise that the image you have in your head is better than the picture I actually drew
So does it really work???