IS: Free Lancome Absolue Precious Cream

Print out this page and take it to the Lancome Counter at any Nordstrom to get a free Absolue Precious Cells SPF 15 cream. I came here fully prepared to make fun of Lancome for misspelling “absolute,” but then got worried that “absolue” was a foreign word. So I took the safe route and just drew a picture of a bear riding a dolphin. It’s awesome, you should see it; the bear’s snarling, the dolphin’s winking, and I even gave them both little hats and monocles for fun!

In related news, strangers often refuse to talk to me in public. Not sure why…

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I promise that the image you have in your head is better than the picture I actually drew :)

i wanna see the monocled bear riding the winking dolphin!! c'mon! :D

haha, yes indeed it would make it tons better with 3 wolves howling at the moon.

The only thing that would make your picture even better is 3 wolves in the background howling at the moon, now that would sell!!

you can't get us excited about the picture and then not show it! :(

Forget my question I just had a moment..

Well this might be a silly question but where do you go to get this? Do you have to go to Nordstrom?

just so you realize, the book is not about rum! some mythical something.

Hey fellow Hiffers. The Kraken Rum book is now available for ordering and delivery. The web link in case you lost it is http://www.krakenrum.com/ (don't know how to hyper link that) Help Goob!!