Free Kotex Tampons & Pads

Posted on 03.16.2011 at 1:23 pm by in Body Products

I guess yesterday’s Kotex offer from Sam’s Club wasn’t enough as there’s not a second free Kotex tampons and pads offer available. This one doesn’t require any membership ID, but it does ask you to take a short 6 question survey. If that’s too long for you, then chances are you didn’t make it this far in the post and so you won’t see if I call you a nimrod!

10 free HIF points to the person who puts the funniest “additional shipping instructions.” Go!





:: 24 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 Kansattica | March 16th, 2011 at 01:36 pm

    I wrote:
    You come to a room. Obvious exits are north, south, and dennis. There is a SPECTRAL WOLF here. It fears only fire. I cannot help you any longer, but if you tame the wolf, he will guide you. Godspeed.

  2. #2 Brit | March 16th, 2011 at 01:46 pm

    “Please also deliver pizza. Thanks”

    Lets see if they listen.

  3. #3 angela beyreis | March 16th, 2011 at 01:50 pm

    go up first flight of stairs turn around three times go up second flight jump up and down do the hokey pokey and knock on the door . don’t mind the dog meowing at you he is all meow and no bite( course hes a cat that thinks a dog)
    loved your post

  4. #4 Jen | March 16th, 2011 at 02:00 pm

    Do you know what’s inside this package?!?!?! TAMPONS!!! That means there’s at least one PMS ridden woman inside the house… I’d just drop the package in the slot and RUN……. SHE must not be disturbed anymore than she already is!

  5. #5 Kris | March 16th, 2011 at 02:37 pm

    If you are a man registering this sample for your wife, RUN, RUN AWAY!

  6. #6 Waffle Fries 4-ever | March 16th, 2011 at 02:49 pm

    LOL @ #1

  7. #7 obsessed ob/cc | March 16th, 2011 at 02:50 pm

    Please insert in slot. TY!

  8. #8 Hillary | March 16th, 2011 at 03:26 pm

    Please leave with my “Aunt Flo”. She’s visiting this month. :)

  9. #9 chuna | March 16th, 2011 at 04:38 pm

    Call your dad and tell you have a package for me because he will be in my bed!!!

  10. #10 PJ | March 16th, 2011 at 05:34 pm

    Don’t knock – I’m PMSing!

  11. #11 Heather | March 16th, 2011 at 06:01 pm

    Did yall know these lady things plug the shotgun holes in the roof of my trailer rite durn gud? Been rainin powerful hard round here lately. Wach out for my coon dog when you deliver the lady things.

  12. #12 Mary | March 16th, 2011 at 07:16 pm

    Make sure it’s padded!

  13. #13 Tammy Haney | March 16th, 2011 at 08:10 pm

    Anything that u can see me free

  14. #14 Tammy Haney | March 16th, 2011 at 08:11 pm

    Anything that u can see 2 me free.Tk

  15. #15 Susan | March 16th, 2011 at 08:42 pm

    I don’t have a funny but these are hilarious to read!

  16. #16 Liamfml | March 16th, 2011 at 08:42 pm

    Add’l Shipping Instructions: Follow the red stains…?

  17. #17 michele | March 16th, 2011 at 09:35 pm

    For #6:
    “reusable to help save the environment.”

  18. #18 sam | March 16th, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    please do not leave at the back door. that is not where these belong :)

  19. #19 Perla | March 17th, 2011 at 01:00 am

    The fence opens with a good shove. Don’t mind the dog, it’s the cat you should worry about.

  20. #20 Tricia | March 17th, 2011 at 10:18 am

    Caution – Do not get wet – Package will explode

  21. #21 Tif | March 17th, 2011 at 10:44 am

    What are HIF points?

  22. #22 Sue O | March 17th, 2011 at 09:05 pm

    Ack, it led me onto another signup that sent me tons of spam.

  23. #23 Lila2004 | March 22nd, 2011 at 06:09 pm

    I have +9 animal hypnosis and tame the Spectral Wolf, keeping him in line with the use of my Bic lighter. We go dennis-ward toward the Great and Powerful HIF. I roll 3d20 — what are my chances of snaring the Wild Freebie without having any Gimme powder?

  24. #24 BLAHBLAH | April 2nd, 2011 at 05:52 pm

    PUT IT IN THE BOX!



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