Freebies and free stuff

That title looks weird.

Hiffer Andrew recently posted on our Facebook wall about a free AcneFree offer. Like them, request the freebie, then free your acne to roam wild on a farm upstate.

One day I’ll correctly type free Tena Twist instead of Tina Twist on my first attempt. Then a flock of pigs will fly in formation overhead and elves will do all my laundry.

EDIT: Aw, it died.

Thanks to whoever just sent in this free Burt’s Bees moisturizing cream link. This stuff is like liquified rainbows.

EDIT: It be dead.

CVS is offering free Simple Moisturizing facial wash. Trust me, this beats those Rube Goldberg facial washes any day of the week.

[thanks to Nicole for posting this on our Facebook wall!]

EDIT: Awww, this is dead.

This free Blue Goo pain relief gel is one of those sites that looks spammy, but actually checks out. They’re even the official pain relief gel of the Los Angeles Lakers! So…that’s a thing.

Add the sample to your cart, then use the checkout link in the top right. You shouldn’t be asked for any payment information, only a shipping address and email.

I used my free NeilMed NasaFlo Neti Pot for the first time this past weekend. I mentioned it on Facebook and long story short a dozen Hiffers warned me about contracting brain-eating amoebas. So that was fun.

This is one of those offers that always seems to rise from the dead. If you’ve never gotten it before and miss out today, don’t worry. Just try again in a week or so.

[thanks The Krazy Coupon Lady!]

Good goods, everybody! We’re all about to get a free Versace Yellow Diamond … fragrance. Sometimes one little word tacked onto the end changes everything.

EDIT: Dove is waiting for people to submit their info before telling them no more samples are available. No bueno, Dove.

I’m supposed to be somewhere at 3, so I’ve got to run. However I wanted this free Dove Nourishing Oil Care offer to go out in today’s newsletter. Click the little box at the bottom, sign up for an account, and you’re all set.

[thanks Common Sense with Money!]

There are 50,000 free Schick Hydro Silk razors available on Facebook. Reason #5190 why I’m not a scientist: I never would have imagined silk could be strong enough to cut body hair.

Their server is a bit overloaded (translation: the page won’t load), so you may have to refresh a few times and/or wait a few minutes.

If you’re one of those people who can make it down the cereal aisle without being overwhelmed by the number of choices then (A) I believe you’re an alien and (B) you’ll love this free Lovely Skin sample offer. You get to choose from 14 different freebies and … yep, that sound you just heard was my brain freezing with indecisiveness.