Body Products Freebies

Free Sundown Naturals Adult Gummies

Free Adult Gummies

This freebie from March 2014 has returned!

Oh come on. Don’t call these Sundown Naturals free “adult” gummies if all they have in them are stupid vitamins and nutrients. Kids can have those! If I’m paying good money for gummies with adult in the title, then they need to have at least 10% alcohol.

Free Roux Hair Care Products

Free Hair Care Products

There are currently two free Roux hair care products available: keratin repair and color protect. The confirmation page says a representatives from the company will contact you, so plan to use a 555 number you picked up at a bar.

Free i-cool Hot Flash Relief Cloths

Free i-cool Cloths

These free i-cool hot flash relief cloths are targeted towards women suffering from menopause or men named Goob who get flushed simply checking the mail.

Free U By Kotex Sample Pack

Free U by Kotex Sample Pack

This is freebie was originally posted on May 22, 2013 & is still available!

There are actually six free U by Kotex sample packs you get to choose from, but they all look the same to me. Admittedly this isn’t my wheelhouse. You know what is though? Surprisingly it’s building square shacks.

Free Optimal Solutions Gummies


*rolls off couch, crawls halfway towards kitchen*


*lapses into sugar-induced coma*

I may have eaten one too many dozen cookies during the holidays. I’d hoped to find some free vitamins today to start balancing it all out, but I guess I’ll settle for some
free Optimal Solutions gummies meant to fortify my hair, skin, and nails. I think that deserves a celebratory cookie!

Free Full-Size Body Wash at CVS

CVS has a printable coupon on Facebook good for a free full-size body wash at their Minute Clinic. It’s part of their new advertising campaign: Come for the freebies, stay for the rushed medical advice in under 60 seconds.

Free Dove Body Wash

Free Dove Body Wash

Somebody at Dove HQ clearly found a hidden stash in the advertising budget because they’ve released yet another sample. This time it’s at Sam’s Club, doesn’t require a membership number (woohoo, clear conscience!), and is for even more free Dove body wash. This sample even has a new Advanced formula! You know it’s advanced because they put Advanced in the title.

Free Dove Body Wash

Free Dove Body Wash

EDIT: This freebie has returned! Protip, don’t actually watch the 2:30 video. Instead skip through it in about 10 seconds!

Walmart is giving away free Dove body wash in exchange for watching a short video by Jeannine Morris. Who is that? According to her website, somebody who has made a living going on TV and telling people what to wear. I have a feeling she’d be a tad miffed by yours truly.

*glances down at his gym shorts and old Ninja Turtles t-shirt.

Free Nivea In-Shower Body Lotion

Free Nivea In-Shower Body Lotion

You’ll get a free sample of Nivea in-shower body lotion upon entering a contest for a full-sized bottle on Facebook. Wait … in-shower body lotion? -_- You mean soap?

Free Nozoil Nasal Spray


If I’m reading this correctly, and I’m certain I’m not, our free Nozoil nasal spray is pronounced noz-oil. Hahaha. Stuffed up and need some oil for your noz? Try this Nozoil!