Body Products Freebies

Free Systane Ultra Lubricant Eye Drops

Free Systane Ultra Lubricant Eye Drops

Target is offering free Systane Ultra Lubricant eye drops to anybody with eyes. Actually you technically need fingers more than eyes to sign up for the freebie. Good point, toes would work in a pinch as well. Let me try again.

Target is offering free Systane Ultra Lubricant eye drops to anybody with fingers, toes, elbows, extremely flexible knees, a nose, chin, or rffgrt5cx (that was my attempt to type ears with my ears. Guess you can’t use those).

Free Tums Ultra Maximum Strength

Free Tums Ultra Maximum Strength

Costco members with a 12-digit ID can receive free Tums ultra maximum strength in berry flavor. Makes perfect sense. The first thing that comes to mind when I think of ultra and/or maximum strength items are assorted berries. Gotta watch out for those suckers.

Free Dove Body Wash

Free Dove Body Wash

Walmart is giving away free Dove body wash in exchange for watching a short video by Jeannine Morris. Who is that? According to her website, somebody who has made a living going on TV and telling people what to wear. I have a feeling she’d be a tad miffed by yours truly.

*glances down at his gym shorts and old Ninja Turtles t-shirt.

Free Depends Adult Briefs

I could write my own joke for these free Depends adult briefs, but I’m certain we all agree the video above handles my job perfectly. Any more and I’d just be getting in the way.

[thanks to Hiffer Katherine for sending this in!]

Free DKNY Fragrance

Free DKNY Fragrance

As a resident of New York City, I can promise that you wouldn’t want to come within a mile of this free DKNY fragrance if it truly smelled like NYC. I understand people enjoy different aromas, but I’ve yet to meet anybody who loves the scent of hot garbage and what I really, really hope is dog poop.

Free Biotrue Contact Lens Solution

Free Biotrue Contact Solution

This freebie was originally posted on May 8, 2013 and is available again!

Free Biotrue contact lens solution is still available if you answer you’ve never tried Biotrue before. If it only offers a coupon, then the sample has expired yet again. And of course you can print a ton of contact lens solution coupons via HIF’s Coupon Database!

I love the confirmation message. “Did you know that 9 out of 10 prefer Biotrue over their usual lens solution? People can’t stop talking about how great it makes their contact lenses feel.” Really? I’ve worn contacts since I was 13 years old and have spent a grand total of 24 seconds talking about my lens solution, all of which were spent on this post.

Free Dove Deep Moisture Body Wash

Judging from the main image, we’re all about to be stunned at our exquisitely moisturized heels thanks to this free Dove deep moisture body wash. Or maybe she’s looking at her calves? Either way, I can’t wait to stand around in a towel all day.

Three Free Nivea Lotions

Free Nivea Lotion

Nivea’s three free lotions are older freebies, but they recently updated it to give us a new option:

  • Free cocoa butter body lotion
  • Free smooth sensation lotion
  • Free extended moisture lotion

I always say you can never have enough Provitamin B5. It was my senior quote!

Free 8 Hour Energy Patch

Free 8 Hour Energy Patch

I’ll probably pass on this free 8 hour energy patch. Call me crazy, but slapping a mysterious unknown patch on my arm sounds like something I was warned about in one of those 80’s after-school PSAs.

Reminder: Quarterly P&G Freebies

It’s been a while since I’ve posted the quarterly P&G Everyday freebie packs. Not that August is the best time for a quarterly update, but it’s been bleak in my account recently. The only thing offered was free Prilosec OTC, which I’ve already received approximately 9,781,767 times.

But hey, new users can signup here while existing members can login here. Maybe it’s just me and your accounts are overflowing with free toothpaste and paper towels. I promise I’m not jealous and no I won’t show you if my fingers are crossed behind my back.