Freebies and free stuff

Choose between Disney Princess or Cars for your free Pull-Ups Potty Print Kit. (You’ve got to copy and paste the link below.)

http://www.startsampling.com/sm/100827/

Ok, now I really have to run. I’ll try and get a few more up while I’m inevitably sitting on the tarmac. Have a great day, everybody!

Free Aerie Shimmer Mist – On every Thursday during the month of July (like today!), head into your local Aerie store and receive a free 4 oz. bottle of Shimmer Mist. Because who doesn’t like shimmering and misting?

Make sure you sign up for their Aerie A-list before you go since that’s who this freebie is supposed to be for. Signing up is free, so no worries there.

[via Deal Seeking Mom - thanks!]

I hate to be a grammar Nazi, but I think somebody needs to point out that this free Zunspot sun spot remover is spelled wrong. That great big ball of fire in the sky is actually spelled S-U-N. I can understand how the typo occurred in the first place, what with the S and Z keys being right next to each other, but geez…you’d think somebody would have caught the mistake by now!

Do the makers of this free K-Y Intrigue Personal Lubricant really feel like they need to put “personal” in the title? Isn’t that kind of inherently implied? Or am I just a prude?

Here’s a coupon for a free 10-day supply of Bare Escentuals from JCPenny. Not only that, but you’ll get a free baby buki brush as well. Don’t know what a buki brush is? Don’t worry, neither do I.

The fine print says that you’ll need to take this to any Sephora inside a JCPenny store. Here’s a search guide to see if your local store has one or not.

We posted this free Dove Heat Defense / Intense Damage shampoo offer back in February, but Dove sent out an email to people this week highlighting the freebie, which probably means they have a replenished stock to give away. I have no idea who’s out there damaging their hair so intensely or even how they’re doing so, but I’m happy they now have a free shampoo available to them.

This morning I was really looking forward to sleeping in. I planned an early night and read John Ridley’s Stray Dogs in one sitting, turning in before midnight! I knew that the earliest I had to get up for work today was close to 11am (CST, mind you). But when they started more construction work on the apartment above me and I could hear the workers banging around, well, I had no choice but to beat my alarm clock and to wake up a few hours early.

So what all does this have to do with this free Vaseline lotion? I have no idea. I was working up to a punchline, but I’m so tired that I feel like I’ve lost it…

(And yes, this one requires a Costco Member ID number… Sorry if you don’t have one, folks.)

(Edit: And see how tired I was? I left off the link originally! Oops!)

EDIT: Looks like this offer has been flushed down the toilet.

Thanks to everybody who emailed me this evening to point out that Walmart is currently giving away free Scott double roll toilet paper as well as flushable wipes. The wipes actually come in a 10-pack, which is the perfect size for your purse or glove box. Unfortunately they won’t fit in my tiny wallet. The darn thing is so small, it can’t even hold my keys, let alone all the other things I carry on a daily basis: cell phone, pen, notepad, iPod, hairbands, spare socks, gum, HIF stickers, trumpet, business cards, UFO identification chart, 1800’s style pocket watch, coloring book with crayons, a baseball, and pretty much anything else I see lying around on my way out the door. I don’t wear baggy pants because of the way they look – I wear them out of necessity!

EDIT: Like last month, this went pretty quickly. Hope you got yours before it died!

If you missed out on last month’s free Bodycology soap & lotion from Walmart, then you’re in luck as I do believe it’s up and running again. I’m not certain though as I was unable to calm my hands from shaking long enough to type in my info. Just a word of advice: if you ever invite me to a birthday party, don’t put me in charge of cutting / distributing the cake – I will end up eating at least half of it.

In related news, is being able to eat cake for lunch one of the best parts of being an adult? I’m not sure, but I’ll let you know in half an hour. Corner piece, here I come!

EDIT: Already dead… Sorry folks…

When I moved to the midwest almost a year ago, the one thing I was excited about was the winters and seeing snow. Now, in the middle of June? The fact that I have to wear long sleeve dress shirts and/or all black every day really get so me and makes me feel over heated.

But just the name “Active Radiance” in this free Active Radiance Serum makes me feel alive and energized. I don’t care if its sun repairing lotion, its energetic! I feel like I could run a marathon now!

Or at least walk my usual 10 miles around work on a Sunday…

It seems every other month or so another Head and Shoulders sample comes out. And again, its no surprise that here we are with another free Head and Shoulders sample and coupon link is available.

You’d think the company would have realized by now that we have plenty of Head and Shoulders and are just waiting for their Knees and Toes to come out… My toes are too dirty and something needs to be done!

If you register for Self magazine’s 2009 challenge, you will be given a printable coupon good for some free Crabtree & Evelyn hand cream. I’ve never heard of this brand before, but a few Hiffers sent this offer in to me (thanks!) and so I figured I should post it.

Make sure to mark that you don’t want to sign up for a magazine subscription. I mean, unless you want to. Between all the free magazines I post here and the free magazine section we already have, I don’t know why you’d want to start paying for a magazine though. But what do I know? Don’t think you have to listen to me. I don’t even listen to myself half the time. In fact, my brain is screaming at me not to pour this pot of scalding, hot coffee all over myself, but here goes!

AAAAH, that’s hot. Why didn’t I listen to myself? Stupid hindsight!

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Well the free Old Spice body wash from Walmart is already dead, so let’s give this free Crest Pro-Health Enamel Shield toothpaste a spin next. It’s 4:22 EST now and I’m guessing this dies before 6:00.

And if anybody’s curious, yes, I’m extremely bored and have nothing better to do than create arbitrary challenges for myself.

EDIT: I picked the over of two hours and the judges are tallying up the numbers…oh man, it died in 1 hour, 49 minutes! See, I told you I suck at gambling!

We Hiffed this free Old Spice body wash from Walmart pretty quickly back in March, so what’s the over/under on doing it again? An hour? Two? Come on Vegas, somebody let me throw down $50 on this.

I’m actually so bad at gambling that somebody should create a site of every bet I make and then encourage people to make the exact opposite bet. I’d be solely responsible for making plenty of people millionaires within months.

Men, please beware. This free Tampax pearl IS NOT what you think it is. I once thought it was the more valuable version of a pearl and long story short, my girlfriend said it was the worst Valentine’s Day gift she’d ever received.