I should have known that free Slippery Stuff gel was a personal lubricant, but no. For some reason I read the word gel as glue. That led me to trying to imagine why you’d every want slippery glue, which finally brought me to messaging a friend and asking what she thought about it. Her response?
Goob, you’re a moron. G. E. L.
Ohhhh. Okay, that makes a little more sense.
EDIT: We Hiffed it? Nope, it’s still working!
If you add the Philosophy: share magic application to your Facebook account, you can get a free gingerbread man foaming shower gel and bubble bath. I’m going to be highly disappointed if this stuff doesn’t taste like gingerbread! I’ll probably also be sick to my stomach as I’m told soap isn’t very edible.
Psst, did you know Hey, It’s Free is on Facebook as well? 9,838 other Hiffers are on there with us, why aren’t you?1
Print out this page and take it to the Lancome Counter at any Nordstrom to get a free Absolue Precious Cells SPF 15 cream. I came here fully prepared to make fun of Lancome for misspelling “absolute,” but then got worried that “absolue” was a foreign word. So I took the safe route and just drew a picture of a bear riding a dolphin. It’s awesome, you should see it; the bear’s snarling, the dolphin’s winking, and I even gave them both little hats and monocles for fun!
In related news, strangers often refuse to talk to me in public. Not sure why…
[via Mojo Savings - thanks!]
It’s a new day in a new week, so let’s get this party started with a free Tampax Pearl sample from Walmart! Unfortunately I’m out of Tampax Pearl jokes1, so uh, let’s just talk about our weekend. Or better yet, let’s chat about what we plan on doing this week. No, no, how about our hopes and dreams! Ah, there’s so much fun stuff to talk about, I better get everything I want to say typed out before I hit the end of this post.
*word limit reached*
Aw man!
Take this coupon to your nearest Aveda store and get a free travel-size Rosemary Mint hand & body wash. There’s no way I’m getting this though. The last thing I need is temptation to eat my minty-smelling hands. I think we all remember the vanilla lotion incident of Ought Seven. I’m still paying off those hospital bills!
Finally! I’ve had this darn post in the editing queue for almost 48 hours because I couldn’t confirm it to be legit, but I just got back from Walgreens with a bag full of Kleenex and my pockets only a few cents lighter.
Buy 3 boxes of Kleenex Facial Tissue @ $2.29 each.
Use $1/1 coupon from the November Healthy Savings Booklet (it’ll deduct $3).
Use $1.09 coupon found on the front page of their in-store ad.
Use $0.50/3 coupon from SmartSource.
Final price is free!
In actuality, all of the coupons save you $0.23 more than the Kleenex cost, so you’ll have to buy a cheap item like gum or candy. I picked up some peanut butter M&Ms, which cost $0.89 and yet I only paid $0.84 for everything 
My in-store ad also had a Reese’s coupon for $0.49, but I didn’t see it until I got home.
I used the coupons in the order listed above and it worked fine for me. If you think your local store may give you trouble, might I suggest having a look at our Corporate Coupon Policy post?
The photo above shows what I had trouble with. My local Walgreens only had the booklet on the right, however the Kleenex coupon is only in the booklet on the left. Figures. This evening I swung by a Walgreens a few miles away and wouldn’t you know, they were slam-packed with the Healthy Savings Booklet I needed!
[via Money Saving Mom - thanks!]
How many time have these free Kotex Ultra Thin Overnight Pads with wings been given away? A bazillion? Gajillion? Fluffvillion? Clughizllion?
Huh? Oh … Yes. I’ve been drinking. But responsibly! I gave my keys to my dog and my cat is standing by with a glass of water and Tylenol non-liver-destroying medication.
If you’ve always wanted to smell like Jennifer Lopez, then (A) why? and (B) today’s your lucky day since there’s free Jennifer Lopez My Glow fragrance available. Warning: if this perfume makes you literally glow, you may want to consult a doctor.
EDIT: They’re out of samples, but the site with crazy interactive turkeys and nutcrackers is still working!
There’s yet another free Prilosec OTC offer available from Walmart and OH MY GOD, MY COMPUTER’S ON FIRE! AHHHH!
Wait. It was just an animation on Walmart’s site. Phew. Should I be worried about having doused my laptop with coffee?
Also, I’d like to share this important PSA: If you’re supposed to do anything important today, please, do not hover your mouse over the turkey on their site. It will start dancing and you will end up spending at least an hour playing with it.
I hope my high school Spanish teacher doesn’t read HIF because she’s not going to enjoy the following post. There’s a new free Dove Calming Night body wash offer available and of course, the site has to be in Spanish. My history with foreign languages is well documented in the archives, so I’ll spare you the recap of my ineptitude. At least I was able to be frustrated and confused in the comfort of my own home instead of in a South American country!
EDIT: Woops, it looks like the link I used doesn’t allow people from every state to sign up, however Mojo Savings has a collection of all the links. Thanks to Jen for pointing that out!
Kroger has a new free Caress Evenly Gorgeous Exfoliating body wash offer available and … blarg! I just typed up this entire post before realizing that I made the exact same jokes back in March when I first published this freebie. How long is the average Hiffers memory? If it’s anything like mine, it’s around nine minutes. Wait a minute … now I’m starting to think that I probably could have gotten away with it without anybody noticing. Double blarg!
EDIT: This is no longer available.
I guess I should sign up for these free DenTek floss picks from Walmart so that I don’t upset my dentist anymore. He’s always telling me to floss more often, but I have trouble concentrating when there’s a tray full of torture devices sitting right next to me. I can never tell if I’m getting a cavity filled or being punished for crimes committed in a past life.
It’s a new month which means there’s a new Aerie in-store freebie available every Thursday. This month they’re offering a free signature scent that retails for $12.50. As the image above shows, they have a wide variety of scents available. I’m personally having trouble deciding between “flirty” and “pretty.” Which do you think will help the most with the ladies?
You have to be a member of their A-lister club, however you can join on-line or in-store for free and get your freebie the same day! You may want to call ahead and make sure your local store has some left in supply before heading out.
Who exactly are these free Kirkland Supreme Diapers from Costco for? Bigfoot? Look at the photo up there; I’m pretty sure that entire family could climb into one of these.
EDIT: Holy moly, the site finally seems to be going at normal speed now!
The website for this free $50 in Tylenol coupons has been bogged down since noon yesterday, which doesn’t bode well for what will happen once I hit the “publish” button. However, $50 in coupons is nothing to scoff at, so I thought I should post this and people could try to load it whenever they have a spare minute or ninety.
The site is an on-line calendar and they’ll release new coupons over the next three months. I had trouble getting any coupons to load, but Deal Seeking Mom is reporting that the current printable coupons available are:
If you manage to print them, congratulations, you are better at my job than me. Stop by my house and I’ll hand over the keys to HIF.
[via Kerry & Lisa - thanks!]
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