Body Products Freebies

Free Ban Deodorant

Free Ban Deodorant

Sorry y’all, but I’m not a big fan of this free Ban deodorant. After spending the weekend at a convention with 100,000 people, I can assure you the last thing we should be doing is banning deodorant!

Box of SampleSource Freebies

SampleSource Freebies

There’s a new freebie site called SampleSource who are offering a box of freebies to US customers for the first time today. They’d previously been a Canadian only company, so I was a bit skeptical when they initially contacted me last month. I assumed every box would be full of maple syrup with a hockey puck floating around inside, but as you can see from the image above, they’ve got the same kind of freebies we’ve all come to love!

You’ll have to answer two pages of questions in order to register for the first time, so that’s normal.

Free Arm & Hammer Truly Radiant

Free Arm & Hammer Truly Radiant

You may have to copy and paste the link for free Arm & Hammer truly radiant toothpaste. Because nothing quite radiates after I take a hammer to it? I like how it says we’ll never go back either. Like somebody took a hammer to the door we just walked through.

They force you to confirm your address via email, so make sure you use an account you can see access. Also here’s the link in case you’re having trouble:

Free Matrix Biolage Sample

Free Matrix Biolage Sample

Interested in a free Matrix Biolage sample? Sure you are. Don’t lie.

You get to pick from HYDRASOURCE (which sounds like a Pokemon) and COLORLAST (which sounds like it needs a space). Also it takes a while for the form to go through, so let it do it’s thing for a while after you hit Submit.

Free John Frieda Luxurious Volume Shampoo

I hear this free John Frieda luxurious volume shampoo goes up to 11.

Free Garnier Fructis Marvelous Oil

Free Garnier Fructic Marvelous Oil

Today’s free Garnier Fructis Marvelous oil via Facebook was around last week and died extremely quick, so expect the same to happen today. I guess it takes a lot of work taking care of all us marvelous people.

Free Garnier Clean+ Exfoliator or Oil

Free Garnier Clean+ Exfoliator or Oil

Perfect timing for some free Garnier Clean+ exfoliator or oil. My truck has been flashing “check oil” for a few weeks now!

Free Suave Visible Glow Lotion

Free Suave Visible Glow Lotion

The page for free Suave visible glow self-tanning lotion makes it sound like only a few people will receive this freebie, but the fine print says they’re sending out 50,000 samples in early May. That’s what I like to hear.

I could have used this stuff at the start of winter though! My skin hasn’t seen sunlight in a good six months. I’m fairly certain my toes and fingers are translucent at this point.

[thanks to Hiffer Lindsey for sending this in!]

Free Suave Natural Infusion Shampoo

Free Suave Natural Infusions Shampoo

Not only can you get a free Suave Professionals Natural Infusion shampoo sample, but you can send one to a friend and print a $1.50 coupon. “That’s some heavy lifting from a mere freebie,” he says as he stares at a framed mirror he hasn’t hung in six months and types hungover from his bed. “I really don’t know how they do it all!”

Free Jergens BB Body Skin Cream

Free Jergens BB Body Perfecting Skin Cream

Target is offering free Jergens BB Body perfecting skin cream for anybody who doesn’t have 100% perfect skin. I’m looking at you, Frank.