Body Products Freebies


Free CeraVe Sample Pack

Free CeraVe Sample Pack

The free CeraVe sample pack form was broken yesterday, but it worked for me just now. If the form busts again, please let us know in the comments!

Glad they tacked on the arrow to let us know that’s our free gift box. I could have sworn it was an iguana at first glance.

Free Arm & Hammer Truly Radiant

Free Arm & Hammer Truly Radiant

EDIT: This freebie from the dawn of time has returned!

You may have to copy and paste the link for free Arm & Hammer truly radiant toothpaste. Because nothing quite radiates after I take a hammer to it? I like how it says we’ll never go back either. Like somebody took a hammer to the door we just walked through.

Free Poise Sample Kits

Free Poise Sample Kits

This freebie from Aug. 2012 has returned!

You can request a free Poise sample kit today where you get to choose between a Liner sample kit and a Pad sample kit. The difference is that one has liner in the name while the other doesn’t. Hope that clears things up.

Free Simple Skin Cleanser

Free Simple Skin Cleanser

This free Simple skin cleanser has me worried for one reason alone: micellar. If I’m reading this correctly (and history suggests I’m not!) then this freebie is set to deliver mice to our cellars.

Ohhhh, I get it now! This freebie is set to deliver simple mice to our cellars! Wait, that didn’t make it any better. The mice’s level of sophistication is not the cause of my objections here.

[thanks to Hiffer Joy for sending this in!]

Free Philosophy Live Joyously Perfume

Free Philosophy Live Joyously Perfume

Annnnnnnd it’s gone again.

Today’s free philosophy live joyously perfume sample is both an excellent freebie and a healthy philosophy for living your life. Not sure how the perfume works into that though.

Free Equate Exclusive Sample Kit

Free Equate Exclusive Sample Kit

Today’s free Equate Exclusive sample kit contains:

  • 2 Overnight Ultra Thin Pads
  • 2 Long Super Ultra Thin Pads
  • 2 Many Bullet Points

Free Crest Sensi-Stop Strips

Free Crest Sensi-Stop

Target is offering free Crest sensi-stop strips (try saying that 5 times fast) to Hiffers looking to whiten their teeth from a master ninja but who don’t know it’s spelled sensei.

Free Loreal Ultimate Straight Shampoo

Free LOreal-Ultimate-Straight-Shampoo

I unsurprisingly had an unbeknownst account that allowed me to request free Loreal Shampoo. After 9+ years of this freebies gig, I should assume I have an account on every major company’s website. I bet I have my own server at the NSA!

Free Advil PM

free advil pm

Today’s free Advil PM is made from only the highest rated Prime Ministers Great Britain has to offer. I’m assuming. I might want to go read through the fine print.

Free Gent7 Cleansing Body Mitt

Free Gent7 Cleansing Body Mitt

Don’t act all surprised I thought today’s free Gent7 cleansing body mitt had to do with baseball or ovens. Y’all should know me better by now.