Today’s free Advil PM is made from only the highest rated Prime Ministers Great Britain has to offer. I’m assuming. I might want to go read through the fine print.
Body Products Freebies
Today’s free philosophy live joyously perfume sample is both an excellent freebie and a healthy philosophy for living your life. Not sure how the perfume works into that though.
Don’t act all surprised I thought today’s free Gent7 cleansing body mitt had to do with baseball or ovens. Y’all should know me better by now.
Remember the days when we could request freebies like free Cottonelle toilet paper without needing to promise not to wear underwear? Good times.
You may be shown a toilet paper survey on a page during the checkout process. To heck with that noise. You can skip it and still get the freebie.
To find the signup form for free 50 Shades of Grey Astroglide samples, scroll to the bottom of their site. I’m still stuck at the very top and growing more confused by the second. I thought this was meant for human use, but evidently mannequins too? Is that how more mannequins are made? Was this actually a documentary?
Whoa. I may need to sit down.
Let’s see, what wordplay do I get to work with today? Ah, here’s some free … Caudalie Premier Cru the Elixer?
I’m gonna need way more coffee.
This freebie was originally posted on May 8, 2013 and is available again!
Free Biotrue contact lens solution is still available if you answer you’ve never tried Biotrue before. If it only offers a coupon, then the sample has expired yet again. And of course you can print a ton of contact lens solution coupons via HIF’s Coupon Database!
I love the confirmation message. “Did you know that 9 out of 10 prefer Biotrue over their usual lens solution? People can’t stop talking about how great it makes their contact lenses feel.” Really? I’ve worn contacts since I was 13 years old and have spent a grand total of 24 seconds talking about my lens solution, all of which were spent on this post.
This freebie from March 2014 has returned!
Oh come on. Don’t call these Sundown Naturals free “adult” gummies if all they have in them are stupid vitamins and nutrients. Kids can have those! If I’m paying good money for gummies with adult in the title, then they need to have at least 10% alcohol.
There are currently two free Roux hair care products available: keratin repair and color protect. The confirmation page says a representatives from the company will contact you, so plan to use a 555 number you picked up at a bar.