Body Products Freebies


Free Gillette Samples

Free Gillette Samples

Hey-oh! Guys, finally, a freebie just for us! There’s a Facebook offer of free Gillette samples that promises to help us look great. As if we needed help.

They don’t say what the samples will be and when you submit the form the confirmation text is black, so you probably won’t see it.

EDIT: The first link changed. Try this one now.

EDIT #2: Well, that link died too. I’ll keep checking to see if this comes back.

Free Biotrue Contact Lens Solution

Free Biotrue Contact Solution

Free Biotrue contact lens solution is still available if you answer you’ve never tried Biotrue before. If it only offers a coupon, then the sample has expired yet again. And of course you can print a ton of contact lens solution coupons via HIF’s Coupon Database!

I love the confirmation message. “Did you know that 9 out of 10 prefer Biotrue over their usual lens solution? People can’t stop talking about how great it makes their contact lenses feel.” Really? I’ve worn contacts since I was 13 years old and have spent a grand total of 14 seconds talking about my lens solution.

Free Pureology Shampoo and Conditioner

Free Pureology Shampoo and Conditioner

The link for this free Pureology shampoo and conditioner has been for bugging out for days, but it seems to work now? I think? I don’t know, give it a show and let me know how it goes. You should be taken directly to a signup form. If you get a map asking for your location, then the CIA knows where you’re at and you need to ruuuuuunnn!

Free Garnier Ultra-Lift Smoother

Free Garnier Ultra-Lift Smoother

Why does every facial product, including this free Garnier Ultra-Lift targeted line smoother, contain images of leaves? What is so great about leaves? I’ve yet to ever see somebody rub themselves up against a tree in my neighborhood. Well, that’s a lie. I live in NYC and have seen plenty of crazy things, but I doubt any of those scenes involved somebody trying to improve their overall beauty.

Free L’Oreal Miracle Blur

Free L'Oreal Miracle Blur

Offers like this free L’Oreal Miracle Blur lotion are great at making you feel like an idiot for not remembering you already have an account with their website. I spent five minutes trying to reregister while screaming “come, there’s no way I have an account with L’Oreal Paris!” at the computer. Whoops.

The confirmation message is almost hidden at the top of the page, but it’s there after you submit your mailing info.

Free Depends Adult Underwear

Free Depends Adult Underwear

Here’s a new link for free Depends adult underwear. Is that Tony Siragusa in the photo above? Man, what a career that guy’s had. Pro football player, goes around building man caves, then gets a boatload of money for promoting adult diapers. America is awesome.

Free Olay Fresh Effects

Free Olay Fresh Effects

I found a direct link for a free Olay Fresh Effects skincare product last night, but it started kicking back an “out of stock” message. However if you go through Facebook using this link, you might still be able to sign up without even being required to Like Olay.

Think this might be part of a larger trend where Olay gives their products away for free even at stores? I guess there’s only one way to find out! If you don’t hear from me in the next hour, please come together and post my bail.

[thanks to Jim for posting this on our Facebook freebie page!]

Free Essie Apricot Cuticle Oil

Free Essie Apricot Cuticle Oil

You’ll want to copy & paste the link below for some free Essie apricot cuticle oil:

https://secure.startsampling.com/sm/eisse/

How quaint. It’s cute how Start Sampling thinks they can control who signs up for freebies. It’s like they think “ctrl + c” is some state secret that Iran and North Korea want to steal.

Free Schick Hydro Silk Razor

Free Schick Hydro Silk Razor

Text Schick to 24444 and you’ll receive a link for a free Schick Hydro Silk razor. I love how they trademarked “razorvention” too. Don’t worry Schick, I don’t think you’re in danger of having anybody steal that.

If you can’t wait for this sample, here are a few razor coupons available for print!

$2.00 off ONE Gillette Venus Family System Razor

Buy 1 Schick Hydro Razor, get Shave Gel Free

$2.00 off ONE Gillette Fusion ProGlide Razor

Free P&G Everyday Sampler

Free P&G Everyday Sampler

It took them a few days, but the second quarter free P&G Everyday Sampler for 2013 is available. Unfortunately it’s only for a few items, but hey, I’ll take any actual freebies at this point.

  • Free sample of Always Infinity
  • Free sample of Pampers Sensitive Wipes
  • Free sample of Prilosec OTC
  • Free sample of Oral-B Glide Pro-Health Clinical Protection Floss

So there we go. Four products to keep various parts of our bodies clean.