Body Products Freebies

Random Freebies via Target


Target is currently offering a large batch of freebies that include:

  • Free Advil
  • Free Advil PM
  • Free BIC Soleil
  • Free Caltrate
  • Free Poise
  • Random coupons
  • Don’t overlook the contact solution offer on the page either!

Of course I was immediately rejected after Q1 since I have hair on 100% of my body and a Y chromosome. However my 40 year old friend Goobina made the cut, so keep that in mind.

Free Garnier Clean+ Exfoliator or Oil

Free Garnier Clean+ Exfoliator or Oil

EDIT: This freebie from July 2014 is still available!

I wonder how much money Garnier paid in salary to the team that tacked a plus onto the end of their latest product: free Garnier Clean+. I would have gone with an ampersand or left parenthesis just to mess with people.

Free Pantene Pro-V Smooth & Sleek Shampoo

Free Pantene Shampoo

EDIT: This offer just returned today with 50,000 new samples. They’re down to 40,000 remaining at time of publication.

There are just over 30,000 samples of Pantene Pro-C Smooth & Sleek shampoo, so I’ll make this quick.

Well that was easy.

Free Arm & Hammer Truly Radiant

Free Arm & Hammer Truly Radiant

EDIT: This freebie was first available at the dawn of time, but it’s still active!

You may have to copy and paste the link for free Arm & Hammer truly radiant toothpaste. Because nothing quite radiates after I take a hammer to it? I like how it says we’ll never go back either. Like somebody took a hammer to the door we just walked through.

They force you to confirm your address via email, so make sure you use an account you can see access. Also here’s the link in case you’re having trouble:

Free Dove Oxygen Moisture Shampoo

Free Dove Shampoo

EDIT: Try this link if the one below isn’t working for you.

Glad the bigwigs behind today’s free Dove Oxygen Moisture shampoo sample chose to go with oxygen as their infused element. I get weird results every time I use argon or methane.

Free Dial Acne Control Face Wash

Free Dial Acne Body Wash

Target is only offering free Dial acne control face and body wash to select zip codes, but I tried three different ones and each qualified, so I’m not sure what they’re looking for. Maybe it’s a simple test to see if you know your own zip code. I bet they had a bunch of people previously reaching the address page before leaving in utter confusion.

Free Viva Eye Drops

Free Viva Eye Drops

I’m not sure how many oppressive regimes have fallen to the cries of “VIVA LA EYE DROPS!” but it’s the rallying cry for today’s free Viva eye drops.

Free Systane Ultra Lubricant Eye Drops

Free Systane Ultra Lubricant Eye Drops

Target is offering free Systane Ultra Lubricant eye drops to anybody with eyes. Actually you technically need fingers more than eyes to sign up for the freebie. Good point, toes would work in a pinch as well. Let me try again.

Target is offering free Systane Ultra Lubricant eye drops to anybody with fingers, toes, elbows, extremely flexible knees, a nose, chin, or rffgrt5cx (that was my attempt to type ears with my ears. Guess you can’t use those).

Free Tums Ultra Maximum Strength

Free Tums Ultra Maximum Strength

Costco members with a 12-digit ID can receive free Tums ultra maximum strength in berry flavor. Makes perfect sense. The first thing that comes to mind when I think of ultra and/or maximum strength items are assorted berries. Gotta watch out for those suckers.

Free Dove Body Wash

Free Dove Body Wash

Walmart is giving away free Dove body wash in exchange for watching a short video by Jeannine Morris. Who is that? According to her website, somebody who has made a living going on TV and telling people what to wear. I have a feeling she’d be a tad miffed by yours truly.

*glances down at his gym shorts and old Ninja Turtles t-shirt.