Children Freebies

Free Miracle-Gro Groables 30-Pods Kit

Free Miracle-Gro Groables 30-Pods Kit

EDIT: Looks like they only have 28,000 samples and they’re going fast!

If you’re a garden or plant lover with kids, then don’t let this tongue-twister of a name throw you off from requesting a free Miracle-Gro Groables 30-pod kit. I might not have a kid, but I certainly wish both my thumbs and apartment were a little greener, so I’m excited to give this freebie a go!

Their site is getting hammered right now and it’s a bit unclear how the form works, but where’s what you do. After clicking “next” on the first page, the progress bar will fill up completely and you’ll need to just wait a while. Like 5-10 minutes a while. Eventually the site will proceed to the second page asking for your name and email. 5-10 minutes later you should be on the third page asking what type of seeds you want (I was offered cherry tomatoes or regular tomatoes). Next comes the “share with your friends” page where you have to just click on one of the options before finally submitting your application.

It’s not hard by any stretch of the imagination, just takes some patience.

Free Be Well Rounded Prenatal Vitamins

It’s nice to know if evolution decides to throw me a curveball, I’ll be prepared with these free Be Well Rounded prenatal vitamins.

Free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic

Free Lowes Build & Grow Clinic

The next free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic will occur on Saturday, November 14, at 10am. Children will be able to build a free #48 car with a pull back motor. Meanwhile parents will be free to stare at way too many toilets, light fixtures, and power tools while feebly assessing their home improvement skills.


Space is typically limited, so I suggest you register on-line to guarantee a spot.

BOGO Free NUK Pacifier

BOGO Free NUK Pacifier

If you’re in the market for a NUK pacifier, make sure to print out this free NUK BOGO coupon good for up to $6. Also it’s worth pointing out that coupons can now print from mobile devices with no software to download! I’ll have a longer post about this next week, but basically all you need is a printer that’s connected to your home wifi and you’re 100% set.

Free Huggies Little Snugglers Diapers

Free Huggies Diapers

I lumped these free Huggies Little Snugglers diapers into a long post this summer, but they’re still available and we’re in the middle of a freebie drought. See, even freebies can be reused. Unlike real diapers. That’d be gross.

You can enter any 5 numbers in the field where it asks for a code! Sorry, I forgot to mention that earlier :)

Free LeapFrog Imagicard Bonus Pack

Free LeapFrog Imagicard Bonus Packs

I’m not really sure what these free LeapFrog Imagicard bonus packs for kids are, but my research has shown me that “kids” are apparently mini adult humans. Hmmm, interesting concept!

You get to pick either a Letter Factory, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, or PAW Patrol pack. Geez, hard labor just to learn the alphabet?! I guess Sesame Street doesn’t get the job done anymore.

Sorry, I’ll show myself out.

Free Weber Watercolor Paint

Free Weber Watercolor Paint

The signup form for free Weber watercolor paint promises you’ll “receive catalogs & samples.” Boy, I sure hope the catalogues aren’t the samples.

Free Mijello Watercolor Paint

Free Mijello Watercolor Paint

Mijello missed their calling of inventing Jell-o cup pad locks, but I digress. Instead they apparently got into the paint business and are giving away 2 free watercolor samples. It doesn’t say what colors we’ll get and I’m afraid to be stuck with bum colors, like brown and grey, so I specifically requested two colors I just made up: flupe and shrapple.

I bet I get brown and grey.

Free Bellamins Prenatal Vitamins

Free Bellamins Prenatal Vitamins

I’m a single dude with absolutely zero prospects of starting a family any time soon and yet I just requested free Bellamins prenatal vitamins. I think I need an intervention.

The confirmation page reads “Because of huge demand you must confirm your sample request to be placed in queue. Expect this confirmation email to arrive within 24 hrs.” So make sure to use your freebie email!

Free Comic Book Day

Free Comic Book

Saturday, May 2 is the annual free comic book day! All you have to do is stop by your nearest location and pick one up for … the kids at home? Surrrrre it’s for them.