Children Freebies

Free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic

Free Lowes Build & Grow Clinic

The next free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic will occur on Saturday, November 14, at 10am. Children will be able to build a free #48 car with a pull back motor. Meanwhile parents will be free to stare at way too many toilets, light fixtures, and power tools while feebly assessing their home improvement skills.


Space is typically limited, so I suggest you register on-line to guarantee a spot.

BOGO Free NUK Pacifier

BOGO Free NUK Pacifier

If you’re in the market for a NUK pacifier, make sure to print out this free NUK BOGO coupon good for up to $6. Also it’s worth pointing out that coupons can now print from mobile devices with no software to download! I’ll have a longer post about this next week, but basically all you need is a printer that’s connected to your home wifi and you’re 100% set.

Free Huggies Little Snugglers Diapers

Free Huggies Diapers

I lumped these free Huggies Little Snugglers diapers into a long post this summer, but they’re still available and we’re in the middle of a freebie drought. See, even freebies can be reused. Unlike real diapers. That’d be gross.

You can enter any 5 numbers in the field where it asks for a code! Sorry, I forgot to mention that earlier :)

Free LeapFrog Imagicard Bonus Pack

Free LeapFrog Imagicard Bonus Packs

I’m not really sure what these free LeapFrog Imagicard bonus packs for kids are, but my research has shown me that “kids” are apparently mini adult humans. Hmmm, interesting concept!

You get to pick either a Letter Factory, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, or PAW Patrol pack. Geez, hard labor just to learn the alphabet?! I guess Sesame Street doesn’t get the job done anymore.

Sorry, I’ll show myself out.

Free Weber Watercolor Paint

Free Weber Watercolor Paint

The signup form for free Weber watercolor paint promises you’ll “receive catalogs & samples.” Boy, I sure hope the catalogues aren’t the samples.

Free Mijello Watercolor Paint

Free Mijello Watercolor Paint

Mijello missed their calling of inventing Jell-o cup pad locks, but I digress. Instead they apparently got into the paint business and are giving away 2 free watercolor samples. It doesn’t say what colors we’ll get and I’m afraid to be stuck with bum colors, like brown and grey, so I specifically requested two colors I just made up: flupe and shrapple.

I bet I get brown and grey.

Free Bellamins Prenatal Vitamins

Free Bellamins Prenatal Vitamins

I’m a single dude with absolutely zero prospects of starting a family any time soon and yet I just requested free Bellamins prenatal vitamins. I think I need an intervention.

The confirmation page reads “Because of huge demand you must confirm your sample request to be placed in queue. Expect this confirmation email to arrive within 24 hrs.” So make sure to use your freebie email!

Free Comic Book Day

Free Comic Book

Saturday, May 2 is the annual free comic book day! All you have to do is stop by your nearest location and pick one up for … the kids at home? Surrrrre it’s for them.

Free Pollinator Poster

Sign up for a free pollinator poster as long as you don’t mind the bottom imitating a Nascar hood!

Free Motley Crew Greatest Hits CD

Free Motley Crew Greatest Hits

You can either pay $1.30 per song or download the entire Motley Crew greatest hits album for free. Tough choice.