This freebie was originally posted on Dec 2, 2008 (!!!) and is available again.
I could have sworn I’d posted this free TNT Fireworks Club offer since I distinctly remember getting it a year ago, but I guess I never did. I’ve even still got one of the stickers on my old laptop. There’s also a poster, magnet, and some tattoos that come with this, but no fireworks unfortunately. I was looking forward to getting a stick of TNT and blowing something up like they do in the cartoons.
FREETRIAL code has expired, leaving only the BLOGHALF code available.
It’s caveat time right off the bat: this offer for a free box of Citrus Lane children’s toys requires you to join a monthly subscription program with your credit card. That means you’ll be charged next month unless you cancel your triual. Please keep that in mind.
That said, free toys!! This offer will surely die fast, but as of now code
FREETRIAL will net you a free box of goodies plus free shipping. If the code is dead, you can use BLOGHALF, but that only gets you 50% off your first box of toys. It’s not free, but it’s still something if you’re interested.
Let me reiterate again: unless you cancel your Citrus Lane trial account, you’ll be charged a monthly free starting next month. There’s no obligation to pay next month if you want to cancel after receiving your freebie. Just remember to actually go cancel your account!
I’ve always said one of my biggest regrets in life was not smelling enough of my toys as a child. So if you want to make sure you kid doesn’t end up like me, take them to the free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic on Saturday, December 14 where they can make a free toy train with scratch and sniff stickers! You’ll easily win Parent of the Year.
As usual, space is limited, so you need to register on-line beforehand!
Suckers! This free online chore chart for MyJobChart is supposed to teach kids about hard work, money, rewards and yada yada yada. But all it really does is trick somebody else into doing the dishes, vacuuming the floor, and … what other chores are there? Is dusting still a thing?
Now, how do I go about getting a kid to come do all my chores?
I take it most Hiffers are signup up for parent accounts instead of a child’s. Once you create your free account, you can enter your children, upload pictures of them, and assign them all a password. After that you can start assigning chores, creating rewards, and delegating like a true champion. Your kids will be able to click their picture, enter their password, see which chores they need to complete, and much more.
This actually seems like a really nifty service and one I would definitely use if there were more humans in my home!
The freebies were lame today, so here’s a consolation teacher-only freebie.
Signups are open for free Colgate Bright Smiles, Bright Futures classroom kits. They won’t ship until February 2014, but they’ll contain “a video, posters, storybooks, curriculum, parent take-homes and Colgate Kid’s toothbrush and toothpaste samples for each student.”
I presume the video is a guide on health care, not Die Hard 3.
[thanks to Hiffer Amber for sending this in!]
I don’t have any children nor would I trust myself to educate them if I did, but that didn’t stop me from requesting a free homeschool student ID. It probably should have though.
This offer runs through the end of September and there’s a family limit of 5.
[thanks This Mommy Saves Money!]
This freebie was originally posted on March 29, 2013 and is still available.
The free cabinet latch kit from Home Made Simple (which I don’t remember previously posting) arrived this week and is still available. Anybody else plan on using theirs as part of an April Fools prank? I’m going to latch my friend’s kitchen cabinet closed then wait for him to get confused and steal a kidney. Hilarious!
EDIT: A lot of Hiffers are saying the links not working, but it is for me. Maybe try copy/pasting?
I sincerely hope these free Nature’s Plus Animal Parade Children’s Chewables are vitamins and not parade animals or children.
This free McGruff the Crime Dog gun safety DVD reminds me of the tweet above for some reason, which still makes me laugh like an idiot. See, this is the reason why Twitter is fun! Anybody who argues otherwise clearly isn’t following me.
Oh yeah, back to the freebie. I know this is aimed at kids, but I’ll probably watch it myself. I know enough not to play with guns or point them at anything I wouldn’t want to shoot, but I’m hoping this DVD might have a few pointers on how to actually hit what I’m aiming at. Thanksgiving is always a fun time in the Goob Household. The entire extended family gets together, friends from across the land join as well, and everybody has a deep, cathartic laugh as I empty four or five clips per can.
The link for free Premama prenatal vitamin drink mix can be found at the top of the page at the link that says “2 Free Samples.” I just got home after sleeping in the airport last night, so I’m going to hit the hay and fire off some more freebies later tonight.