At tomorrow’s free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic, your kids will be able to build a free tabletop basketball set from 10-11am. Sure, it’s no LowesBot, but it’ll provide the perfect excuse to throw a ball around at your desk and not get any work done.
As usual, space is limited, so you may need to register on-line beforehand.
[via the freebie calendar]
Sam’s Club’s head of marketing is ticked off again! She’s demanding a member ID for these free Pampers Dry max diapers, so I take it she had another rough morning. Perhaps another pet was introduced to the electric razor or maybe while in the shower, her bed became the scene of a new Jackson Pollock painting.
You know, her imaginary kids sound pretty wild. I think they need a night or two of Babysitter Goob to whip them into shape. I’m like Mary Poppins, but instead of singing and dancing, I use pranks and scary voices to inflict terror. Which means I’m actually nothing like Mary Poppins at all.
If you had trouble accessing the earlier Sam’s Club freebies, try using this alternate link.
[via Chris, who I now believe is the sentient form of Sam's Club's website.]
Here’s an easy code for 10 free Disney Rewards Points. You ready? It’s the letter “i” and nothing more. No, it’s not that entire last sentence, stop typing all of that. And this too. None of this is part of the code. Stop it!
Let’s try again. Go to Disney’s site and type i into the code box. No, don’t type “into the code box,” just type i. Oh, not again. You’re killing me, Smalls!
These free Huggies snug & dry diapers from Costco don’t require a member ID. It doesn’t even require that you have a baby, which is good for me. The previous time I thought having a kid was a requirement resulted in the oddest introduction I’ve ever had with a neighbor. It seems people don’t take kindly to strangers asking “hey, can I borrow your kid?”
I already wrote about the free Home Depot workshop, but there are a few other weekend events to boot.
Bruster’s: Like wearing your pajamas in public? Me too. But now we have an extra excuse to do so: free ice cream on Saturday! Make sure to call your local store, because some places are running this offer on March 20.
Hollywood Tans: stop in for a free tan all day Saturday. It includes a mystic spray tan as well, so be sure to bring your witch hat and wand!
Michael’s: If you want to sleep in for an extra hour or if you get done early at Home Depot, swing by Michael’s between 10am-1pm and build a free voo doo doll. Or a yarn doll. I don’t really know what that thing is, but I’m kinda scared.
At this weekend’s free Home Depot kids workshop (Saturday, March 6), they’ll be making free rain gauges, which can double as snow gauges. I won’t be able to attend, but I did the next best thing and built my own. I put an old bucket up against my house and at the very top wrote “&*#$ TON.” There we go, that should cover this year’s snow fall.
The workshop is available to kids 5-12 and runs from 9am-noon. Call your local store to make sure they are participating.
There’s another free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic this Saturday, February 27, which means it’s time for the LOWEBOT! I bet it has lasers and rocket launchers all over it. And a flamethrower! You gotta have a flamethrower. And don’t lecture me about those being too dangerous for kids. Nothing builds character like frying off your eyebrows at age eight.
As usual, space is limited, so you need to register on-line beforehand.
[via the freebie calendar]
In October of 2006, I posted a link to a free Juicy Juice sippy cup. Here we are three and a half years later and this freebie is still rocking.
The cup is a tad small and I don’t have kids, but it holds a perfect cocktail. Sure, it looks weird drinking a gin and tonic out of a sippy cup, but it’s the perfect solution for my inherent clumsiness.
[thanks Heather]
Will these free UnderJams Night Wear fit my dog? Will she even leave it on without chewing it off? How many crazy looks will I get at the vet? I guess we’ll find out in six to eight weeks.
I thought I published this yesterday. I thought wrong. Apologizes if you’re seeing it again, however.
In order to get 55 free Disney Rewards Points, enter codes 29VM48FNDZ and 9FTMRYWEK. One is worth 50 points while the other is worth five. I’m not sure which is which, but it doesn’t really matter, now does it?
It’s like getting dressed in the morning. Nobody cares if I wear jeans or a nice sundress. Huh? Society cares? Oh. Well, la de da for them! *runs off to change*
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