Children Freebies

Free Mijello Watercolor Paint

Free Mijello Watercolor Paint

Mijello missed their calling of inventing Jell-o cup pad locks, but I digress. Instead they apparently got into the paint business and are giving away 2 free watercolor samples. It doesn’t say what colors we’ll get and I’m afraid to be stuck with bum colors, like brown and grey, so I specifically requested two colors I just made up: flupe and shrapple.

I bet I get brown and grey.

Free Bellamins Prenatal Vitamins

Free Bellamins Prenatal Vitamins

I’m a single dude with absolutely zero prospects of starting a family any time soon and yet I just requested free Bellamins prenatal vitamins. I think I need an intervention.

The confirmation page reads “Because of huge demand you must confirm your sample request to be placed in queue. Expect this confirmation email to arrive within 24 hrs.” So make sure to use your freebie email!

Free Comic Book Day

Free Comic Book

Saturday, May 2 is the annual free comic book day! All you have to do is stop by your nearest location and pick one up for … the kids at home? Surrrrre it’s for them.

Free Pollinator Poster

Sign up for a free pollinator poster as long as you don’t mind the bottom imitating a Nascar hood!

Free Motley Crew Greatest Hits CD

Free Motley Crew Greatest Hits

You can either pay $1.30 per song or download the entire Motley Crew greatest hits album for free. Tough choice.

Free Huggies Little Snugglers Diapers

Free Huggies Diapers

I’ve located another free Huggies Little Snugglers diapers sample just in case your little one happens to go to the bathroom more than once a month.

Free Simply Right Diapers and Wipes

Free Simply Right Diapers

Geez, I’ve heard about school starting earlier and earlier, but these free Simply Right diapers and wipes are going too far. In my day, parents waited until their kid could at least crawl before teaching them the difference between right and left.

Free Huggies Little Snugglers Diapers

Free Huggies Diapers

I lumped these free Huggies Little Snugglers diapers into a long post this summer, but they’re still available and we’re in the middle of a freebie drought. See, even freebies can be reused. Unlike real diapers. That’d be gross.

Free Cabinet Latches

Free Cabinet Latches

This freebie was originally posted on March 29, 2013 and is still available.

The free cabinet latch kit from Home Made Simple (which I don’t remember previously posting) arrived this week and is still available. Anybody else plan on using theirs as part of an April Fools prank? I’m going to latch my friend’s kitchen cabinet closed then wait for him to get confused and steal a kidney. Hilarious!

EDIT: A lot of Hiffers are saying the links not working, but it is for me. Maybe try copy/pasting?

Free NY Aquarium Animal Stickers

Free NYC Aquarium Stickers

These free NY aquarium animal stickers are a bit too much of a commitment for me. I don’t know if I truly heart walruses. I more right lung them.