Food Freebies


Free Green Hive Spicy Honey

Free Green Hive Spicy Honey

There’s no way our free Green Hive Spicy Honey sample will be as large as the bottle above, but a man can dream! Though I’ve been told by many ex-girlfriends that I should dream a little higher.

This appears to be a small company so they’ll probably get Hiffed hard. If you don’t particularly enjoy spicy foods, think about taking a pass on this freebie.

Free Celeste Pizza for One

free celeste pizza

SavingStar has a new offer of a free Celeste Pizza for One. Hey, don’t tell me how many people get to eat my pizza! I’ll decide on my own whether or not to devour it all for myself! It’s known in philosophy circles as the Free Will of Pizza.

Free QCAN Plus Soybean Beverage

Free QCAN Plus Soybean Beverage

Today’s free QCAN Plus beverage is “naturally made with real, fermented soybeans.” Ohhhh, that would explain why the man above is laughing at his drink instead of gulping it down. Makes perfect sense now.

Free Wild Minis Tea

Free Wild Minis Tea

I’m not quite sure what happened just now. I started with saying free Wild Minis tea repeatedly while trying to think of a joke. I somehow ended up daydreaming about an evil wild manatee wrecking havoc off the eastern seaboard.

Free Elli Quark Yogurt

Free Elli Quark Yogurt

If you have a nearby store that sells these, you can request a coupon good for a free Elli Quark yogurt cup.

I want to thank everybody for their kind words about my dad too. He’s thankfully recovering at home and in good spirits. I couldn’t be luckier to have a job that allowed me to spend extra time with him and I have each and every you of you Hiffers to thank for that! I’m traveling home tomorrow, so freebies & jokes should be back in full swing soon.

Free Great American Cookie Today

Free Great American Cookie Company

I don’t know what’s taking so long, but somebody needs to make a calendar with all the important dates on them. I’m not talking about Christmas, Halloween, or Flag Day here, but the really important ones. Like National Cookie Day, which is tomorrow, Dec. 4! To celebrate, head to your nearest Great American Cookie and receive a free regular chocolate chip cookie!

Free Oreo Thins at Food Lion

Free Oreo Thins at Food Lion

This offer from Nov. 10 has returned!

The first 5,000 Food Lion MVP members to get this deal can score a free 10oz. Oreo Thins. Ahhh, Oreo Thins. Kudos to whichever scientist figured out how to reverse the fat affects of fat!

Since this offer is limited, it’s sure to go fast. Please let me know if it doesn’t show up for you and I’ll get the most marked as dead.

Free Kit Kat Bar

Free Kit Kat Bar

SavingStar members (which should include every Hiffer who shops at one of these stores!) can add a coupon good for one free Kit Kat candy bar. You have until Nov. 24 to request the coupon be added to your account.

7-Eleven: Free Red Bull

Free Red Bull at 7-11

In order to get a free can of Red Bull at 7-Eleven, simply click the “redeem” button and follow the prompts. You’ll eventually get a text message with a 2nd “redeem” link that expires 15 minutes after pressing, so make sure to do so only once you’ve reached 7-Eleven and are ready to checkout.

Finally, make sure you grab a Red Bull that gives you wings. I once tried their new flavor that promises gills and wasn’t a fan.

Coupon: Free Waffle House Waffle

Free Waffle House Waffle

If there’s one thing I’ve learned running HIF, it’s that Hiffers love free waffles. Enjoy.

You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.

The coupon doesn’t expire until Nov. 24, 2015 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells. Note the coupon is only valid Mon-Fri.

Also it’s worth noting that most (all?) Waffle House’s (Hice?) will accept mobile coupons. That means instead of printing the coupon, pulling the coupon up on your mobile browser in the restaurant should work just fine.

Finally, for those of your unfamiliar with the wonder that is Waffle House, please allow one of my personal heroes to enlighten you. Until recently, Anthony Bourdain had never set foot in a Waffle House. Luckily for us, that changed recently.