Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to come clean and let the cat out of the bag. There’s no point in hiding my darkest secrets any longer. *deep breath*
I hate Jello. Even free Jello from SavingStar, it makes no different. Call me crazy, but I find it hard to snack on a food with the same texture and viscosity as an epic booger.
Now’s Kroger’s free Yoplait yogurt on the other hand! Well, I could eat that stuff until the cows come home. Which is perfect timing, because I’ll probably need more yogurt at that point.
SavingStar’s free Rolo candy is pretty self-explanatory, but note that the free Chili’s single serve frozen entrée is from Kroger. Don’t walk into Chili’s and order a frozen entree off the menu unless you desperately want to confuse some poor teenager.
My Internet has been down all day, so I’m tethering to my phone right now. Some would complain about sluggish speed, but I for one enjoy the occasional throwback, like today’s two free Lipton tea k-cups from Walmart. It’s fun pretending I’m on AOL again! Now where are all the chat rooms?
Doh, I almost forgot A&W’s annual free Root Float Day returns tomorrow! All you have to do is stop by your local A&W on Wednesday anytime between 2 p.m. and closing. Okay wiseguy, you’re right, that’s not all you’ll have to do. You’ll need to walk inside or at least go around the drive-tru. It’s not like the floats will be sitting outside in the parking lot.
On Wednesday, August 6, Jamba Juice will be giving away free 12 oz. drinks from 9-11am. One such stipulation they feel the need to clarify is “guests must be present” for the freebie.
Okay, you have my attention. Story time, Jamba Juice.
I hate reusing the same joke all the time, but this free Waffle House coupon keeps returning!
You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.
The coupon doesn’t expire until Aug. 15, 2014 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells. Note it’s only valid Monday-Friday!
SavingStar’s Freebie Friday is a free can of Ro*Tel diced tomatoes. As a modern, busy man on-the-go (disclosure: many ex-girlfriends would dispute the accuracy of those adjectives), I’m thrilled whenever my food comes pre-chopped. Standing motionless for 30 minutes while playing with a knife sounds like it should be fun, but it’s not. I think Kroger agrees with me too, as they’re offering a free PowerBar to give you the energy needed to prepare your next meal.
If a free 7-Eleven medium slurpee coupon sounds tasty, then you just admitted to eating paper. Weirdo. Regardless, texting SIXFLAGS to 711711 will get us said coupon and it’s valid through Dec. 31. When are you using yours? Looks like I’m free Nov. 13. Might as well pencil it in now.
Wow. That’s a big coupon. I feel like this is the part of the movie where I saw “yeah, a little toooo big” then get eaten by a monster.
- SavingStar – Free Celeste pizza
- Kroger – Free Hormel Compleats breakfast product
I can’t believe I’m about to get pizza for free just because I did well at my job. This is like a dream come true for me.
Arby’s 50th anniversary is right around the corner, which is why they’re giving away free Jamocha shakes tomorrow, Wednesday, July 23. … Wait, you’re telling me 50th anniversaries are celebrated with milkshakes instead of gold?! Interesting. My fear of commitment seems to have magically vanished.
No purchase is necessary and you can show the coupon on your phone, hence saving ink, trees, and time not wasted on kicking your printer for refusing to connect.