Food Freebies

Free Great American Cookie

Free Great American Cookie

Thursday, December 4 is National Cookie Day. Of course it is, because that’s exactly what December needs. More days for us to devour sweet goodies. And tomorrow is such a day as anybody wearing a Santa hat to Great American Cookie will receive a free original chocolate chip cookie. Don’t have a Santa hat? I got your back.

Free Celeste Pizza and Herdez Sauces

Free Celeste Pizza

I find it hilarious that SavingStar’s free Celeste pizza is specially marked “for one.” Oh, trust me Celeste, we know it’s for one. We know all too well it’s for one.

Kroger is also giving away free Herdez 12oz cooking sauces, which I’ve never heard of. Cool.

Free York Mint and Hillshire Lunchmeat


Savingstar somehow found out 10-year-old Goob’s favorite treat for today’s Freebie Friday offer of a free York Peppermint Pattie. Meanwhile Kroger is handing out free Hillshire Farm Naturals Tub Lunchmeat. Because nothing says fine dining like a tub full of deli meat.

Coupon: Free Waffle House Waffle

Free Waffle House Waffle

I hate reusing the same joke all the time, but this free Waffle House coupon keeps returning!

You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.

The coupon doesn’t expire until Dec. 12, 2014 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells. Note it’s only valid Monday-Friday!

Free Snacks for Troops!

Free Slim Jims for the troops!

EDIT: Both of these offers from June 2014 are still going strong!

Slim Jims needs our help sending 1 million free Slim Jims overseas to our troops. Don’t worry, you don’t have to physically stuff any envelopes with Slim Jims. Probably because if you’re like me, you’d end up eating way too many.

Free Moon Pies Troops

Meanwhile some dude creeping in the clouds wants to send 50,000 free Moon Pies overseas as well! This ends June 2015.

Free McCormick Seasoning Mix

Free McCormick Seasoning

Answer two questions to see if you qualify for free McCormick Indian Essentials seasoning mix. Protip: don’t answer like a 12th century British cook. As for the zip code, no idea there. They didn’t like my NYC address.

Free Greek Yogurt & Pedigree Dog Treats


I have Ebola or the flu or whatever is currently going around that makes people feel like death incarnate, so the thought of eating free Newman’s Own Greek yogurt from SavingStar sounds as appealing as eating Kroger’s free Pedigree Stackerz dog treats. However the thought of crawling back into bed and moaning myself to sleep sounds awesome!

Free Trident Gum & Yoplait Yogurt

Free Trident Gum

Last week must have been a brainfart moment for Kroger as they’re back with some free Yoplait Greek yogurt. Meanwhile SavingStar is offering free Trident gum.

It’s worth mention that SavingStar works at way more grocery stores than I previously thought. Also Foodtown sounds like something out of Parks & Rec. Foodtown: food for towns. Located across the street from Food and Stuff.

Batch of SampleSource Freebies

SampleSource Freebies

SampleSource is offering a free box of goodies once again. Not only that but they also have plenty of stock images scattered across the site that make you wonder why people are inviting their friends over to sign up for freebies.

For the record, I was offered the following:

  • Gevalia House Blend Ground Coffee
  • Nature’s Path – Sunrise Crunchy Vanilla Cereal
  • TUMS Chewy Delights Very Cherry
  • TUMS Freshers – Spearmint
  • Breathe Right Extra Nasal Strips (out of stock)
  • Garnier Fructis Damage Eraser (out of stock)
  • Colgate® SlimSoft™ Gliding Tips Toothbrush (out of stock)

Note that when it asks you to sign up for company newsletters or like companies on Facebook, you can skip it.

Free Cadbury Scream Egg

Free Cadbury Scream Egg

SavingStar is offering a free Cadbury Screme Egg, which pulls off the rare trifecta of sounding scary, foreign, and delicious. Well done, SavingStar.

Unfortunately Kroger appears to be taking a week off as I couldn’t find any free offers on their site. If I missed it though, please comment below!