Food Freebies


Free Krispy Kreme Doughnut

Free Krispy Kreme Talk Like Pirate

Friday, September 19 is National Talk Like A Pirate Day and what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of pirates? Buried treasure, obviously. But what’s the second? Grog, duh. How about the third though?! Swashbuckling sword fights without a doubt.

Unfortunately none of those are free tomorrow, but the 198,344th thing you associate with pirates is: free Krispy Kreme donuts! If you simply talk like a pirate, you’ll receive one free glazed donut. However if you walk in wearing at least three of the items below, you’ll get a free dozen glazed donuts!

  • Eye Patch **
  • Pirate Hat
  • Pirate Flag (Black or Red) **
  • Bandana
  • Peg Leg
  • Parrot on Shoulder **
  • Pirate Shirt / Loose white shirt
  • Knickers
  • Leather belt
  • Silver and gold necklaces and earrings
  • Pirate Hook **
  • Pointy black boots or ragged brown sandals

You can print any items with ** via Krispy Kreme’s site, so no need to raid the kid’s Halloween costumes box.

Free McDonald’s Coffee on Sept. 16-29

Free McDonald's Coffee

EDIT: I’m bumping this post as a reminder that the free coffee start today!

Mark your calendars because McDonald’s Free Coffee Event is returning Sept. 16 through 29, allowing Hiffers to get a free McCafe coffee during breakfast hours at participating locations. Upon getting the freebie, they’re hoping we’ll “sip and tell” our friends, but come on. This is America. If you really want to get people involved, change it to “gulp and yell.” That’s how we do things around here.

Free Meta Cinnamon Oatmeal Raisin Bar

Free Metamucil Cinnamon Oatmeal Raisin Bar

My working theory behind the name length of this free Metamucil cinnamon oatmeal raisin Meta health bar is that they want you to forget you read “Metamucil” at the start.

Free Kraft Macaroni & Müller Yogurt

Free Kraft Macaroni

EDIT: SavingStar also has a 100% off coupon for Isabel Tuna products good at Harris Teeter!

SavingStar is handing out free Kraft macaroni in either original or shell form while Kroger is sticking with the dairy train and offering free Müller yogurt. And for the 100th time this year, I’m thrilled we don’t have to eat these Friday Freebies together.

So am I the only Hiffer walking around saying Müller, Müller, Müller all day long?

Free Silk Almond Milk

EDIT: This is available to the first 700 Hiffers each day through October 1. It resets at 3am est.

If you don’t mind connecting a Facebook account and waiting for their site to stabilize, you can send up to five friends a coupon good for a free Silk half-gallon Almond milk. If anybody gets through, please say so in the comments!

Free Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Ahhh, free cereal while surfing Twitter. My dreams are becoming a reality! Unfortunately the offer for free Cinnamon Toast Crunch is only valid for the first 30,000 people to retweet the status above! Good luck.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

Free Brown Sugar & ZonePerfect Bar

Free Brown Sugar

Today’s Freebie Friday is centered around giving us boosts of energy in these final dog days of summer. Kroger chose the classy route by offering a free ZonePerfect energy bar. Savingstar on the other hand wants to dump a pound of free brown sugar in your lap. Hope you like sugar rushes!

Free Mentos & Airheads Bites

Free Mentos Chewy Mints

Today’s Freebie Friday offers for free Mentos and free Airheads Bites were just what I needed to close out this week. If anything, it’s not enough candy. I’ll need at least one milkshake and a dozen donuts to melt away all the recently accumulated stress.

Free JELL-O & Yoplait Yogurt

Free Jello

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to come clean and let the cat out of the bag. There’s no point in hiding my darkest secrets any longer. *deep breath*

I hate Jello. Even free Jello from SavingStar, it makes no different. Call me crazy, but I find it hard to snack on a food with the same texture and viscosity as an epic booger.

Now’s Kroger’s free Yoplait yogurt on the other hand! Well, I could eat that stuff until the cows come home. Which is perfect timing, because I’ll probably need more yogurt at that point.

Free Rolo Candy & Chili’s Frozen Entree

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SavingStar’s free Rolo candy is pretty self-explanatory, but note that the free Chili’s single serve frozen entrée is from Kroger. Don’t walk into Chili’s and order a frozen entree off the menu unless you desperately want to confuse some poor teenager.