Food Freebies

Free Chick-fil-A Entree or Meal

free chick-fil-a meal

Holy cow, I almost forgot tomorrow (Tues, July 14) is Chick-fil-A’s annual Cow Appreciation Day. For new Hiffers not in the loop, it’s pretty simple. Dress up like a cow, like my sister and I did a few years back, and get an entire free combo meal. If you simply print out the free cow mask from their site, you get a free entree.

You don’t even have to go all out for the full cow costume either. A Redditor that works at CFA had this to say:

I work there, just to give some advice here is from the email they sent us.

Guests Dressed ‘Head to Hoof’ in Cow Attire receive a FULL MEAL

  • Meal = Entrée, Side, Drink (NOT SHAKES)
  • Salads only include a Drink, No Side
  • Guests ‘too chicken’ to Dress All Out, but Arrive with Cow Accessories (Shirt, Hat, Scarf, Bag) Receive an Entrée Only
  • Sides or Shakes May be Given in Lieu of an Entree
  • If in Doubt on If a Guest is ‘Fully’ Dresses, Lean Towards Generosity and Give the Free Meal

So there ya go. If you dress up, take a picture and share it with us in the comments!

Free Boost Calorie Smart Drink

free boost 100 calorie drink

I’m sure nutritional products like today’s free Boost Calorie Smart drink are great for millions of people. However the only time I’ve had them was during my chemo, which might explain why I immediately felt nauseous upon finding this freebie. Probably not the ringing endorsement Boost was hoping for.

But heck, I guess I’ll give Boost another shot, especially since my calories are incredibly stupid.

Note the freebie is actually a coupon valid for a full 4-pack worth up to $8.99. It’ll be snail mailed within the next month.

Free Ben & Jerry’s Mini Cup

Free Ben & Jerry Mini Cup

SavingStar is giving away a “limited quantities” of free Ben & Jerry’s mini cups. I’m a happy man so long as that number isn’t mini as well.

Free 7-Eleven Slurpee Day

Free 7-Eleven Slurpee Day

Hey, don’t point at me!

Tomorrow is July 11, otherwise known as 7-11. At least most of us call it 7-11; maybe you’re certifiably insane and call it Kingfork Day or 7-*foghorn noise*. If that’s the case, then you and I should definitely hang out.

Where was I? Oh yeah, 7-11 means it’s free 7-Eleven Slurpee Day! Simply walk into a 7-Eleven from 11am-7pm tomorrow and you’ll walk out with a free small Slurpee.

Free Skinny Cow Creamy Iced Coffee

Free Skinny Cow Creamy Iced Coffee

Kroger and their related stores are offering free Skinny Cow Creamy Iced Coffee to those of us who somehow believe eating Skinny Cow products will make us skinny.

*slowly raises hand*

Free Balance Bites

Free Balance Bites

Oh man, the newsletter is about to go out, so think of your favorite Seinfeld or Park & Rec joke then add these free Balance Bites to any Kroger-family loyalty cards.

Another Free Domino’s Medium Pizza @ 3pm

Free Dominos Medium Pizza

It was only two weeks ago that Chris Heston earned us all a free Domino’s pizza but now we have Max Scherzer to thank for also throwing a no-hitter this Father’s Day weekend! As such, Domino’s is again giving away 20,000 free two-topping medium pizzas today (carry-out only) at 3pm EST.

Like before, this freebie is guaranteed to go fast. The first step is confirming you have a free account. If not, make one, then head to the link above precisely at 3pm and refresh the heck out of the page. Good luck!

Free Atkins Quick-Start Kit

Free Atkins Quick-Start Kit

This freebie from April 2012 has returned!

It’s apparently Freebie Throwback Week and I’ll freaking take it. That recent freebie drought was no joke. Today’s free Atkins quick-start kit contains some informative brochures, a BOGO coupon, and possibly pizza or chocolate to snack on? Or maybe you’re supposed to eat the brochures? I’m not clear on the specifics plus it all tastes the same to me.

Free Weight Watchers Smart Ones Smoothie

Free Weight Watchers Smart Ones Smoothie

SavingStar has a Freebie Friday once again in the form of free Weight Watchers Smart Ones smoothies. Wait, are they saying drinking smoothies is now classified as a “smart” idea? Awwwwwwww yeah, peace out veggies, hello chocolate malt shakes for dinner!

Meanwhile Kroger thinks we’re beautiful just the way we are and therefore is handing out free Snapple Straight Up Tea to quench our summer thirst.

Free Domino’s Medium Pizza @ 3pm est

Free Domino's Medium Pizza @ 3PM

Baseball, freebie, and Venn diagram fans should be thrilled today. Last night San Francisco’s Chris Heston threw a no-hitter last night against the Mets, which means that Domino’s is giving away 20,000 free two-topping medium pizzas today (carry-out only)! Be warned that this freebie is insanely popular, which means there’s a decent chance you’ll miss out or become infuriated with Domino’s because something screws up on their end.

However if you’re still game, the first step is to make sure you have a free account. If not, make one, then head to the link above precisely at 3pm and refresh the heck out of the page. Good luck!