I normally don’t post these types of offers (more on that below), but this free Lipton Tropical iced tea wants us to “sample a trending beverage.”
Oh la la, Mr. Fancy Pants over here with his trending beverage. I bet he gets all the ladies with such a hot and fashionable drink. I remember dreaming as a wee little Goob that one day I might be cool enough to get my beverage trending on Twitter. And here we are. My, what an age we live in.
The fine print says “offer valid for qualifying foodservice operators and distributors only,” so YMMV with this freebie. But we’re in a hardcore freebie drought and I’ve got zero fraks to give, so have at it.
Did you know the free Haagen-Dazs cone day is Tuesday, May 12 from 4-8 pm? You did? Well that means either somebody already told you or you’re a mind-reader. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU WARLOCK!
I have to commend the person / robot / brilliant dog running the Haagen-Dazs website. They added a simple filter to their store locator to show locations participating in this freebie. Bravo.
*begins slow clap*
Starting in May, the day and frequency of our 100% cash-back Freebie offers will change. Instead of appearing every Friday, Freebies can appear at any time.
Want to be first to know when our Freebies are coming? Earn our new SavingStar Premier Saver status and you’ll get advance notice of Freebies before they go live on our site and app, and before the limited quantities are gone. In order to achieve and maintain Premier Saver status, redeem 6 qualifying* offers each calendar month and we’ll notify you before anyone else about the next calendar month’s Freebies!
In other words.
Luckily Kroger is offering free Müller yogurt, so it’s not a complete loss. Still, experience has taught us to vastly lower our expectations when companies move from “freebie every week” to “freebie for select customers whenever we feel like it.” My guess is they’ll end the freebies altogether by the end of this year.
I’m only posting Kroger’s free Juicy Drop Pop, Taffy or Gummies offer because SavingStar didn’t properly renew their SSL license. In non-nerd talk, that’s basically like using a fake ID to get into a bar. It’s usually not a big deal and is easily fixed, so hopefully it’s all working properly in time for next week’s offer. And if not, no worries, because we have candy!
Stop by your local Carvel tomorrow, Thursday April 30, from 3-8pm for a free Carvel Junior soft serve ice cream cup or cone. It looks like they’ll even gift wrap the cone for you. I can’t imagine how that could possibly go wrong.
Let’s play a fun new game called What’s Goob More Excited About? Behind door one is SavingStar’s free Morton table salt, plain or iodized (ohhhh!) Meanwhile behind curtain B is Kroger’s free Lindt Lindor milk chocolate stick.
I know it’s close so I’ll give you a hint. It starts with “chocolat” and it’s not the salt.
You can receive a free Numi Tea k-cup 3-pack after making a pledge and sharing it on your Facebook page (ugh). I shouldn’t complain though, especially considering that I’m staring at a picture of women picking tea leaves in the mountains. That looks hard. Not sure I could do it.
*strains neck opening a new browser tab*
[thanks Gimmie Freebies!]
I think I speak for everyone when I tell SavingStar they hit a home run this week. The only way to top a free 1.55 oz. Hershey’s chocolate bar would be to make it a full 12 ozones like Kroger’s free 12 oz. Lipton Sparkling tea.
Ben & Jerry’s Free Cone Day snuck up on me yet again. It probably did for you too as it’s today from noon until 8pm! Now comes the hard part: do I wait until later to get my free cone or do I say screw it and go right this very instant?
*bolts out front door*
SavingStar is offering free Jiffy corn muffin mix again while Kroger has free Tostitos Dip-Etizers. HEY, WHAT’D THEY CALL ME?!