Food Freebies


Free Chipotle Guacamole & Chips

Free Chipotle Guacamole Chips

If the possibilities of E. coli, norovirus, salmonella, Campylobacter, or hepatitis doesn’t scare you, then make sure to snag a free order of Chipotle guacamole & chips. Mmmmm, salmonella and guac, just like mom used to make!

You’ll need to play three quick rounds of the GuacHunter game in order to get your coupon texted to you. It’s available through April 1, or while supplies last, and you have until April 10 to eat your free Chipotle guacamole.

[thanks to all the Hiffers who sent this in!]

Free Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg

Free Reeses Peanut Butter Egg

SavingStar is offering a free Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg now through March 23. What a lucky coincidence, as I’m happy to eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Anything now through the end of time.

Free IHOP Short Stack Pancakes Today

Free IHOP Short Stack Pancakes Today

Things have been a bit crazy around Goob Central lately, so I’m a tad late to the party in announcing today’s free IHOP short stack pancakes offer. Veteran Hiffers will recognize this regular yearly offer, but here’s how it works if you’re new to the site.

  1. Go to IHOP today. Tuesday, March 8 before 7pm.
  2. Eat one free short stack of pancakes.

That about sums it up. In lieu of payment, they’ll ask you to make a donation to the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals charity. It’s not required, but it’s a nice thing to do. Besides, we’re all nice people here, aren’t we?

Free L&M Spice Tin

Philip Morris threw a hissy-fit and sent me a DMCA for the previous image I had here

Philip Morris threw a hissy-fit and sent me a DMCA for the previous image I had here lololol

Seeing as how most spices are sold in handy containers of their own, I’m guessing this free spice tin from L&M is meant for spice lovers on the go. Perfect for the next time you’re out to dinner and the chef skimps on the cardamom even though you specifically asked for extra! Also, for the record, you sound like a super fun dinner mate.

Free Morton Table Salt

Free Morton Salt

SavingStar is offering 100% cashback on 26 oz. Morton table salt, thus making it free! You have until tomorrow to add it to your store card with another week to actually redeem it.

Free Clif Organic Trail Mix Bar

Free Clif Organic Trail Mix Bar

If a free Clif organic trail mix bar sounds delicious, then you probably haven’t eaten lunch like yours truly. I’d throw myself off a cliff right about now for a turkey sandwich. However if you’re looking for a little less death and mayhem with your snack, simply text CLIF to 84700 then respond with your name and mailing address.

Free Jack in the Box Burger

Million Burger Giveaway

Jack in the Box is either really excited over the Broncos victory last night or they’ve gone crazy. Either way, they’re hosting a million burger giveaway where the first million Hiffers to join will receive an emailed coupon for a free burger within 48 hours. You’ll then receive a 48 hour window to eat the free burger since, ya know, meat tends to spoil.

Free Panda Express Gold Bar on Feb. 8

Free Panda Express Gold Bar

FINALLY! THE DAY I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS FOR HAS ARRIVED! FREE GOLD BARS FOR EVERYBODY, LET’S PARTY!

*Goob rushes out the door to max out every credit card in his name*

What a day, that was way too fun. Look at all this awesome, pointless stuff I bought! So when do I pick up my free Panda Express gold bar on Monday, February 8? Should I bring a forklift or do you think I can load all the crates myself?

Free Menchie’s Frozen Yogurt

Free Menchies Frozen Yogurt

If you live near one of their 500+ locations and aren’t still snowed in from last week’s blizzard, then swing by today only from 4-7pm for a free 6oz. Menchie’s frozen yogurt. This is the perfect dessert / meal ruiner for us adults who never listened to our parents!

Free Larabar Snack Bar

EDIT: Well, those went fast.

Upon retweeting the link above, Larabar will send you this link for a free Larabar snack … bar. I don’t know, for a bar, I was hoping for a lot more whiskey and a little less nuts.