Food Freebies

Free Medium 7-Eleven Slurpee

Free 7-Eleven Surpee

If a free 7-Eleven medium slurpee coupon sounds tasty, then you just admitted to eating paper. Weirdo. Regardless, texting SIXFLAGS to 711711 will get us said coupon and it’s valid through Dec. 31. When are you using yours? Looks like I’m free Nov. 13. Might as well pencil it in now.

Free Celeste Pizza & Hormel Compleat

Free Pizza Coupon

Wow. That’s a big coupon. I feel like this is the part of the movie where I saw “yeah, a little toooo big” then get eaten by a monster.

  1. SavingStar – Free Celeste pizza
  2. Kroger – Free Hormel Compleats breakfast product

I can’t believe I’m about to get pizza for free just because I did well at my job. This is like a dream come true for me.

Free Jamocha Shake at Arbys

Free Arby's Milkshake

Arby’s 50th anniversary is right around the corner, which is why they’re giving away free Jamocha shakes tomorrow, Wednesday, July 23. … Wait, you’re telling me 50th anniversaries are celebrated with milkshakes instead of gold?! Interesting. My fear of commitment seems to have magically vanished.

No purchase is necessary and you can show the coupon on your phone, hence saving ink, trees, and time not wasted on kicking your printer for refusing to connect.

Free Emergen-C Samples

Free Emergen-C Samples

EDIT: This freebie from February (and beyond) is still active!

Every year I tell my brothers these free Emergen-C vitamin “supplements” are bull. Yet they always end up in our supply bag whenever we go camping and every morning I end up drinking one. I don’t know if that says more about them or me.

Free Snack Cup & Soda

SavingStar Friday Freebie

While looking at my second monitor, I incorrectly placed my hands on the keyboard and proceeded to type “Dr. Oeooer” for the Kroger freebie below. If you’re a marketer looking to name a new product, that suggestion is on the house. Any guesses on what kind of item it’d work best for?

  1. SavingStar – Free Keebler or Cheez-It Snack Cup
  2. Kroger – Free Dr. Pepper or 7-UP Ten

Also random sidenote, but is HIF running insanely slow for anybody else today or do I have the fine folks over at Time Warner to thank for my Internet speeds?

Free Nesquik

Free Nesquik

I can’t for the life of me figure out how to qualify for five free Nesquik chocolate drink sticks plus the $1.50 coupon they come with. Hopefully a few Hiffers will have better luck. I’ve seen other sites report only folks with children aged 3-5 who drink chocolate more than once a week get in, but Nesquik must have some sort of top secret lie detector powering their site.

I also wanted to say thank you for all the well wishes I received over the past few weeks when I left on my trips! Y’all are the best.

Today’s Freebie Friday Is…

I have no idea! Haha, I’m traveling yet again today, but it’s just a super short trip through Sunday. I don’t want anybody missing out on SavingStar‘s freebie though. Does Kroger have a freebie today as well? My brain’s Magic 8 Ball says….yes?

Free Snacks for Troops!

Free Slim Jims for the troops!

Slim Jims needs our help sending 1 million free Slim Jims overseas to our troops. Don’t worry, you don’t have to physically stuff any envelopes with Slim Jims. Probably because if you’re like me, you’d end up eating way too many.

Free Moon Pies Troops

Meanwhile some dude creeping in the clouds wants to send 50,000 free Moon Pies overseas as well!

Free Chick-fil-A for Cow Appreciation Day

Free Chick-fil-A Entree

I know it’s hard to keep track of all these important holidays, but Friday, July 11 is Cow Appreciate Day. No, we don’t eat cow that day. That’s saved for Frog Appreciation Day the following week. I know, it’s a complicated system.

What this Friday’s celebration entitles us to is a full free Chick-fil-A meal if you dress like a cow. If you don’t want to go all out like I did 6 years ago then you can download & print a basic mask from their site, which is good for a free entree. Either way you’re getting free food!

Free Tropical Cafe Smoothie


I’m in California for the next few days and the time difference is killing me. It’s not even noon yet here and the newsletter is already queuing up to send out! Luckily Hiffer Tiffany just alerted me to the fact that today is National Flip Flop day. That means if you wear flip-flops into Tropical Smoothie Cafe today from 2pm-7pm, you’ll get a free 24oz. Jetty Punch smoothie! Don’t worry if you’re at work with fancy shoes on, like me right now. Just put the flip flops on your hands or head and I guarantee you’ll get a laugh and a smoothie :)