Food Freebies

Free Rolo Caramels & South Beach Bars

Free Rolo Candy

SavingStar and Kroger are doing their best to mess with us today. One offers free Rolo Chewy Caramels while the other hands out free South Beach diet snack bars.

You know what? I just had a million dollar idea – merge the two and create Rolo diet bars! If that’s too complicated, take the diet part out and just make Rolo…oh wait.

Free Gluten-Free Soy Sauce

Gluten Free Soy Sauce

Little Soya is giving away samples of their gluten-free soy sauce. They require you to confirm your (freebie) email address though. That’s a pretty hefty commitment for a condiment. I’ve ended relationships because I didn’t want to live together yet now you’re in my inbox? Oh man…

Ah, you know… Look, Soya, you’re wonderful but I think maybe we should see other flavors. Molasses and I have grown fairly close lately. We didn’t plan for it to happen, it just did!

Free Nutella Go & Muller Yogurt

Free Nutella & Go!

I’m not big on being bossed around by my breefies, but I’ll make an exception for today’s free Nutella & GO! *walks into kitchen* Is this far enough?

Don’t forget to add Kroger’s free Muller yogurt to your account as well!

Free Sparkling Ice Water & Powerbar

Free Sparkling Ice Water

That’s not a twinkle in my eye, that’s SavingStar’s free Sparkling ice water, lemonade, or iced tea. They must be in cahoots with Kroger, as they also are offering one of three free Powerbar flavors. Veteran Hiffers will recall I’m horrible at making choices, so I let me cat pick for me by walking on the keyboard. I can’t wait to get free lasd3un2 in a few weeks!

Three Freebie Friday Offers!

Freebie Friday

Ladies and gentlemen … well, more like ladies and ladies, I have good news and bad news. The good news is SavingStar and Kroger are rolling their Freebie Friday offers over into 2015. The bad news is I have no bad news. Sorry :(

SavingStar starts us off with not only free Jiffy corn muffin mix but also free Land O Lakes cocoa! Kroger meanwhile is loading free belVita biscuits on customer cards.

Free Kit Kat & Sierra Mist

Man oh man, am I sad today. Talk about an end of an era. I first discovered both The Daily Show and Stephen Colbert while channel surfing on September 12, 2002. To say I was hooked from the start would be an understatement. You don’t just happen to randomly remember what you watched on TV 12 years ago.

For me and millions of others, The Colbert Report wasn’t just a goofy comedy show, it was “must see TV” for the twenty-first century. I’d be flabbergasted if I missed more than 3 of the 1440+ episodes. I can’t think of a single show that flopped either. Sure, there were segments here or there that missed the mark, but overall Colbert was in my life and making me laugh more than any other stranger over the past decade. And all while in character! I can’t imagine what that must be like :)

I shouldn’t be tearing up all day like I have been. The man’s not dead! He’ll be back on TV before the end of next summer! I’m clearly biased, but there’s no doubt in my mind he’ll be amazing filling Letterman’s shoes. But for the next nine months, my evenings will be a tad dimmer. September is an eternity away right now.

To Stephen and everybody who ever put an hour of work into that show, I cannot thank you enough. Colbert is my comedy idol and if I ever have an ounce of his talent or charisma, I’ll die a happy man.

I think the only thing that could cheer me up would be a little comfort food like a free Kit Kat candy bar or a free Sierra Mist 2 liter. Well hey, look at that!

Free Morton Table Salt & Menton Gum

Free Morton Table Salt

SavingStar wants to makes us all salty with free Morton table salt while Kroger is dishing out free Mentos gum. I only recently learned that it doesn’t take 7 years for gum to digest upon swallowing. It might seem small, but this tiny revelation threatens to unravel everything I believe. Now watch somebody tell me babies come from Amazon delivery drones instead of storks.

Coupon: Free Chicken of the Sea

Free Chicken of the Sea

EDIT: This offer from last month has returned!

Walmart is offering a coupon for free Chicken of the Sea flavored salmon aka Turkey of the Sky or Hamster of the Mountain depending on your local dialect.

Free JELL-O & Kraft BBQ Sauce

free JELL-O gelatin or pudding mix

For a solid 15 years, I swore to any soul unfortunately enough to ask that I was allergic to JELL-O. It wasn’t until high school that I realized I just hated it, haha. As a result, I probably won’t take advantage of today’s free JELL-O gelatin or pudding mix from Savingstar. This free free Kraft BBQ sauce from Kroger on the other hand…

Free Waffle House Coupon

Free Waffle House Waffle

Here’s yet another free Waffle House coupon for a free waffle. However it’s worth pointing out that it expires on Dec. 8, which means the usual “Mon-Thur only” doesn’t apply in this case. It’s a Festivus miracle! In fact I’d argue we need more syrup-based miracles in our lives.