Freebies and free stuff

If you put off lunch this afternoon, print this coupon and snag a free Firecracker chicken breast at Panda Express. The offer is in celebration of Chinese New Year, so I’m guessing we’re entering either the Year of the Chicken or possibly the Year of the Firecracker.

Wait, Wikipedia tells me it’s the Year of the Dragon! They way cooler! All those hours of playing Skyrim are about the pay off.

[thanks to Margaret for sending this in!]

EDIT: Well…

These free Barista Prima Coffeehouse K-Cup packs are like the plague. They keep coming back time and time again no matter what. The plague is still around, right?

Okay, how about we replace “plague” in this analogy with “scum that frequently duplicate HIF and cause me to waste a few hours every month filing C&D orders against them.” Because I know those bastards are still around!

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

First, make sure they sell Sambazon at a store near you. I’d never heard of this, but they sell it where I shop, so … that’s a fun fact to learn.

If they sell it at your favorite store as well, like them on Facebook, share the offer with a friend (I shared it with my dummy freebie account), and then print out the coupon for a free Sambazon juice, smoothie or energy drink. The software used is from Smart Source, so you’ll want to use either Internet Explorer or Safari.

[thanks to Shorty for sending this in!]

I have no idea what a free Friendly’s Fribble is, but I assume it’s something we want. What are the odds it’s similar to the milkshake pictured above? That would be quite the coincidence!

You can get a free Fribble on Saturday, January 21, from 12-5pm. No purchase is necessary. Pants are suggested.

We really came close to getting that free energy drink yesterday, huh?

No worries though. There’s a free Splenda offer out that looks like a page I’ve posted before, but haven’t according to the archives. You get to choose whether you want B vitamins or antioxidants with your fake sugar. So farewell, oxidants! I hardly knew ye or whatever the heck you even were.

Register today and then hope Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos beat the New England Patriots tomorrow. Because if they do, 100,000 people will receive free FRS energy drink.

In other words, hahahaha. We’re not getting this freebie.

It takes a while for the Facebook form for free (say that ten times fast) Green Mountain milk chocolate hot cocoa K-Cups to load. Sit back and relax while it does its magic. Okay, fine, if you really need something to keep you busy then come over to my place. I could use some help cleaning my office. There’s dust everywhere. And what are dust bunnies? Can I claim them as dependents on my taxes?

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

This free Swerve sweetener entry form wasn’t working for me earlier today, but it looks like they patched it up. Such an amazing tale, huh? I would have made a great elder storyteller a few thousand years ago. “Our village was once a large and powerful force in this area! But then we were attacked and stuff. I think it was the Visigoths. I wasn’t really paying attention.”

EDIT: This is now dead.

Some might claim this free C3 anti-stress drink mix works wonders. However if I’m looking for a drink to relieve stress, I’m personally more of a booze man. But hey, to each his own.

I love how the page for free Crystal Light Energy shows how many are remaining. I’m a man pleased by simple things. They have just over 50,000 remaining and it’s a Sunday, so chances are this will last through the evening. Oh, you have to like them on Facebook first too. So… do that.