Too bad I need my free Quest protein bar today as opposed to eight weeks from now. The quest of “walking to the grocery store amidst sheets of snow and ice” looms before me and frankly I don’t think I can conquer it.
*goes into kitchen to make lunch, but can only find vegetables*
Be right back guys, gotta run to the store!
I almost forgot about the new Freebie Friday offer from SavingStar! Today we’ve got some free Arm & Hammer baking soda which you can add to your store loyalty card and redeem by February 9th. Then you can stick it in the back of your fridge and forget all about it until the next free baking soda offer rolls around in 2016!
New to SavingStar? No worries! It’s a free program where you load coupons directly onto your store saving card. Not sure if your store participates? Then check out this handy list.
I like the fact that you can either print or snail mail your free Neuro Sleep drink coupon. Options are good, they make me feel like I’m in control of my life. Otherwise I might ponder on the fact that I’m 31 today and have no idea what the hell I’m doing…
Nope, nope, not gonna do that!
[thanks to Hiffer Jenna for sending this in!]
We’ve grown to expect an awesome freebie from Bruegger’s in celebration of their February 6th birthday, but it’s a tough act to follow! Year in and year out, my February 7th birthday always comes right after theirs. I don’t get it! It happens even on leap years! Like clockwork, my friends will come over, we’ll hang out, and before long people are asking where their three free Bruegger’s bagels are. I think it’s time I get some friends who don’t know what my day job is.
Note their offer is only valid on Thursday, February 6th, from open until 11am.
This freebie was originally posted on September 9, 2013
First my parents say I’m not allowed to play with my food and now this free Maxwell House coffee offer says it was all a lie? It’s okay to put fake mustaches and googly eyes on things I’m about to eat? HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME THIS UNTIL TODAY?!
EDIT: Just wanted to bump this to the top of the page since it’s valid today only!
Mark your calendars and throw away that pot roast you’ve been marinating because I’ve found a free Panda Express Firecracker chicken breast offer for Friday, January 31. Cool! So that means we get explosive flavor going in and explosive …
Yeah, don’t worry, I’m not finishing that sentence.
SavingStar has a new “Freebie Friday” system, to which we should all applaud and tip our caps.
*goes to tip cap without taking it off, bangs head on table*
So yeah, once you load that onto your account, you’ll be able to get a free can of Bush’s black beans, kidney beans, or garbanzo beans.
New to SavingStar? No worries! It’s a free program where you load coupons directly onto your store saving card. Not sure if your store participates? Then check out this handy list!
This freebie was originally posted on November 20, 2012 but has come back to life!
You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.
The coupon doesn’t expire until February 14, 2014 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells.
I have a solid morning routine that I’m apprehensive to tweak, even if that means forgoing my three free Tea Monger teabags. You don’t just tamper willy nilly with such a tried and true formula as mine. Wake up, snooze, wake up again, snooze again, finally roll out of bed once 80 year old neighbors begin yelling at the early morning commercials, shower, laugh at the thought of shaving, stick head out window to check weather, remember I work from home, flip a coin to decide whether or not to get dressed, brew the first of 10 cups of coffee, start working, and finally have friend call at noon to make sure I didn’t go back to bed.
See! Pretty darn close to perfection if you ask me.
Yoplait is laying down the smacktalk on Chobani and backing it up by giving away two free Yoplait greek yogurts. You’ll want to click the blue button near the top of the back that says “Get a FREE #Tasteoff kit.”
I’d love to write more, but I’m currently on day 2 of being snowed in with no coffee, so I need to work on these homemade snow shoes and walk to the store. I bet this is what the apocalypse will be like.