EDIT: This is no longer available.
Now this is how you do a freebie! Make it abundantly clear that the offer is for, put the signup form on the first page, and keep it short by only asking for my name and address. The only way this could be easier would be if the freebie was immediately delivered through your computer monitor. But that’s just crazy talk. Everybody knows the government won’t release insta-teleportation technology for another three decades.
Ahh…I think I’ve said too much.
[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]