I think I’ve broken more pledges in the name of freebies than in anything else in life. And that includes all the elementary school pledges that I was forced to sign. Facebook’s free Eucerin Daily Protection moisturizing lotion wants me to “pledge to make skincare a priority for me, my family, and my friends.” Yeah, that’s not gonna happen. I get enough crap from my friends. I’m not about to give them more ammo by calling out of the blue to inquire about their skin’s moisture levels.