It’s a new day in a new week, so let’s get this party started with a free Tampax Pearl sample from Walmart! Unfortunately I’m out of Tampax Pearl jokes ((On second thought, what’s up with the frumpy woman holding a present?)), so uh, let’s just talk about our weekend. Or better yet, let’s chat about what we plan on doing this week. No, no, how about our hopes and dreams! Ah, there’s so much fun stuff to talk about, I better get everything I want to say typed out before I hit the end of this post.
*word limit reached*