EDIT: This one has been coming and going a little bit… So maybe keep checking back on it? We’ll keep our own eyes peeled…
You and I used to have a pretty good relationship, but then? I got this whole thing called a “job.” And with that came responsibilities and things that I’d have to stay up late working on. So then sleep? We had a falling out.
Now, though, I don’t need you. With this free Tylenol PM Sleep kit? It’ll make up for everything I’m missing. With some ear plugs, sleep mask, coupon, bookmark, pamphlet and stickers? I’ve got you beat.
Stickers always beat everything. Especially when they’re glow-in-the-dark ones.
Sorry, Sleep, but we’re breaking up…
[via the forums]