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Did you know August is National Catfish Month? Here I was thinking the only crown it held was National Sweat Your Face Off Month. But no, the catfish industry must have some serious pull in Washington. And now they’re giving away free catfish recipes from The Catfish Institute. And yes, …
First off, wow. The thousands of positive comments and emails that flooded my inbox over the past 72 hours was overwhelming and amazing. You people sure know how to make a guy feel loved. I haven’t read them all yet, but please know that I am slowly and surely doing …
I know I’ve said it already, but it keeps popping up in the comments and my inbox – you are NOT supposed to print the images included in these birthday freebies posts. They’re not coupons for you to use, but instead images of the coupons I received earlier in the …
The old Red Lobster birthday freebie was kind of lame. $5 off two adult entrees? What about those of us who are single or misanthropic? Sometimes I go out to eat with people and all they want to do is talk. I know! I don’t get it either. That’s why …
There was a Marble Slab freebie on Monday, so I figured I’d post the Marble Slab Creamery birthday freebie today. It’s that kind of symmetry that I’m not known whatsoever for.
Hey, this Marie Callender’s birthday freebie has been updated. And while I’d normally complain over losing free pie, one of the few things I’ll accept as an equal replacement is a free breakfast meal! If you ever have to tell me bad news, hand me a giant cup of hot …
I’ve never had the Taco John’s birthday freebie before, but if they’re as delicious as they are hard to spell, I’m excited. FYI, Taco John’s moved their free birthday food offer to their app-only a few years ago. If you were previously getting your Taco John’s free dessert offer by …
I have no idea what a spumoni sundae is, but how awful could a sundae be? As long as it has zero vegetables in it, I’m down to eat my Spaghetti Warehouse birthday freebie. I swear I’m almost ready to launch the new birthday page. I’ve been reaching out to …
Holy moly, it’s the return the Friendly’s birthday freebie offer. If you’re anything like me, you can’t take your eyes off that pile of diabetes. I mean deliciousness.
Hey, here’s a national treasure of an offer! The Ruby Tuesday birthday freebie is a pretty sweet deal. Well, not literally. Unless you put cookies or ice cream on your burgers, but … then … wait a minute … *rushes off to the kitchen* You know about the full list …
I’m looking over the list of restaurants I still have to post for this series and I think I’m about to down to regional ones. That can be both good and bad. On the negative side they’re only available to certain people. But as the Acapulco birthday freebie shows, their …
I’m wary of any place whose name is associated with death. Sure, a Smokey Bones birthday freebie might be nice, but do you know how many people want me dead? Well, none that I know of, but I once stole Timmy Johnson’s cupcake in the 3rd grade. I’m sure he’s …
Here’s a cool free Gentleman Jack custom label offer available on their site. This seems more like a gag freebie than anything else, but we can’t be picky today. Plus it’s not even that bad – you don’t have to “like” them and you can make up to 10 custom …
Looks like the Genghis Grill birthday freebie has changed! Now your free birthday offer is based on how many visits to Genghis Grill you made over the previous year. 0-3 visits gets you a free appetizer or dessert while 4+ visits gets you a free regular bowl. I interpret that …
