I'm happy to add the Back Yard Burgers birthday freebie to our crazy huge list of free stuff on your birthday! If a free dessert sounds tasty to you, then sign up today and grab one on your birthday.
On the other hand, if a free dessert sounds disgusting to you, then there's something wrong with you and we can never be friends. Sorry, I don't make the rules. I just enforce them and eat dessert.