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I feel like theseare purposefully trying to bait me with their goofy name. But I'm going to be the bigger man here and walk away. No siree, they can't suck me in no matter OH COME ON! Canker melts? As in it's going to melt away my canker sores? Isn't that using the same kind of logic like the Simpsons quote where Homer and Chief Wiggum are stuck in a giant hole and propose to dig their way out?
Quimby: I guess we're not going to find anything.
Otto: Um, how are we going to get out of here?
Homer: We'll dig our way out!
Wiggum: No, dig UP, stupid.
If you're thinking I was just looking for an excuse to quote the Simpsons today, then you know me far too well.