In almost 15 years, this is the first time I've found a free Entertainment Weekly subscription all by itself! Usually they're only offered through RewardSurvey or something, but here it is. All you have to do is take a short survey on your favorite type of music.
I may have slightly exaggerated and left the impression that I'm a musical savant who can play every instrument ever invented.
If you're asked about any additional offers, simply answer “No” and you'll get just the magazine subscription for absolutely free!