EDIT: Looks like this offer died shortly after I posted it. Sorry about that!
I'm officially jealous of Sam and not because he's offeringmedicine. It's because he has a club! I want a club. Goob's Club. We probably wouldn't sell stuff, but like any good club, there'd be lots of hanging out. And chilling. Unlimited drinks! Free buffalo wings!
Oh who am I kidding, my own club sounds too good to be true. There's no way they'd let me join.