That's it, you people are up to no good! First the thinly veiled hint with the diapers, then the metamucil, and now this! Seriously, my dietary habits are fine. I'm in great shape, never been better, feeling fantastic! I promise, I don't need these freebies! It's like all of HIF's readers had a pow-wow, came to the conclusion that I was old, and started offering me some freebies to make life easier. But honestly, I'm fine!
This freebie brought to you by Ken. Thanks!