I believe you need to have children in your household to qualify for today's free Ovaltine chocolate drink mix. While I don't have any kids myself, there are some who live in my apartment building. That makes us one big happy family, right? What's that old saying: It takes a village to qualify for an Ovaltine sample? Something like that.
My first experience with Ovaltine chocolate mix was seeing it on Seinfeld. I thought since it had been mentioned on one of my favorite TV shows, that meant it was guaranteed to taste fantastic.
I was an idiot as a kid. But hey, at least this time it won't cost my taste buds a thing.