EDIT: Well, that's that.
After liking them on Facebook, you can sign up for free Tums Freshers. The site says “When your favorite foods fight you: FIGHT BACK FAST.” But I have to disagree. Going into battle against food is never smart. I can't tell you how many unfavorable peace treaties they've made me sign. Going up against them is as pointless as getting involved in a land war in Asia.