Free Prilosec OTC

Posted on 03.24.2009 at 12:13 pm by in Health / Fitness

I’d like to take this time to speak directly to the makers of this free Prilosec OTC and any other pharmaceutical makers. What will it take for y’all to stop airing commercials every two seconds? A million dollars? Billion? Quintuplezillionmajillion? Whatever it is, please tell me so I can start a collection fund today. If I have to hear about seeing a doctor after four hours of an unwanted condition one more time, I may just lose it. Plus what’s up with that stupid purple pill commercial? And don’t even get me started on the weird egg that’s depressed. You’d be depressed too if you were a sentient egg being forced to shill some drug! Cut the little guy some slack and stop putting him on my TV.





:: 9 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 sharon | March 24th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    yahoo more shampoo thanks got mine, well in 8 to 12 weeks i will lol

  2. #2 Angel B. | March 24th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    LMAO @ the poor lil egg…I especially love the commercials when they tell you all the possible side effects!!

  3. #3 Alexandra | March 24th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    The possible side effects are worse than the condition you start out with!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! They FINALLY quit showing that HORRID Santa commercial for THAT condition – you know – the one with the atrocious whistling that goes on forever. Darn!! Now I have that awful whistling playing in my head. :( LOL!!

  4. #4 Jeffrey | March 24th, 2009 at 01:11 pm

    Just have to mention that it’s not an egg….and actually has a name: “Dot.” Pfizer spent a lot of money with their ad agency to create that black and white squiggle. :)

  5. #5 Lena | March 24th, 2009 at 01:44 pm

    Now Alexandra…what do you have against Smilin’ Bob and his enhancement meds? Hahahahahahahahaha! I think those are the funiest ones on television.

  6. #6 Julie | March 24th, 2009 at 02:22 pm

    Gotta love Smilin Bob, he is just so CONFIDENT!!! Love the balloons that burst, makes me have to pee every time I see that darn commercial! Goob, you start the fund and I’ll contribute–I have a sibling who swears she has every condition she sees on those commercials, which ammounts to about 50 different conditions durring one American Idol show!

  7. #7 Maureen | March 24th, 2009 at 04:30 pm

    Your sister swears she has very condition she sees on those commercials? Hmmm, should be interesting with the Smilin Bob one!

  8. #8 Dainelle | March 24th, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    hahaha… That would be very interesting… Or should we call her smilin’ Bobby Jean?

  9. #9 karen | March 24th, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    These commercials are making people hypercondriacs. And I never know what the heck all the drugs are for.. I know I will be able to ride a bike in a meadow if I take their drugs.. Ugh… Drugs are bad mmm’kay



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