The previous coupon booklet that I posted last week is now showing up as “sold out” for some people, so enter this free $35 coupon booklet! This one looks rather new to me as I don’t remember seeing this color scheme or the “refresh your nest for less” tagline before. As luck would have it, that’s the exact same secret code phrase my gang in high school used. I was the only member though and I guess it wasn’t so much a gang as it was me wearing a leather jacket and aviator glasses while trying to look cool.

Okay, fine, you caught me. I still wear the glasses. And jacket. Including right now. It’s not my fault this room is so cold!