Free Lightlife Plant-Based Burgers

Free Lightlife Plant-Based Burgers

I have a confession to make. My sister is this close 🤏 to converting me to vegetarianism. I eat so little meat these days that I'm practically salivating over this free Lightlife plant-based burger offer. Lightlife is actually the brand of “fake meat” I eat all the time! I probably have $20 worth of their products in my fridge right now. It's so much healthier, better for the environment, and now it's free?! I'm sold.

After signing up, your free coupon should arrive in 7 to 10 days.


Free Nature's Logic Dog Food

Free Nature’s Logic Dog Food

Nature's Logic is offering a free printable coupon good for one free bag of dog food, valued up to $6.49! After filling out the form, check your email for the coupon. Once printed, the coupon will be valid at your local retailer for 2 weeks.

I woke up in an extremely bad mood, but my spirits were quickly raised when my dog jumped on my lap. Is there anything better than a dog? Maybe a dog that barks out $100 dollar bills, but I don't think scientists have identified those necessary genetic mutations yet.


Free Nestle Bottled Water

Free Nestle Brand 8-Pack of Water (Still Active!)

Nestle is giving away coupons for free 8-packs of water of their varying brands. These brands are region-specific, because it's a well established fact that every region of the world drinks different water. Can't have the same, basic, life-sustaining water sold under the same brand nationwide – that'd be madness! I once drank Oregon water after growing up exclusively on South Carolina and it put me in the hospital for 10 years.

If you live in any of the states listed below or know these brands are sold near you, then request a coupon and you should receive it in 4-8 weeks. You have until 9/30/19 to request your freebie and the coupons themselves don't expire until 12/31/19!

I'd be awesome if we could direct our coupons over to Flint, MI residents somehow since Nestle seems to enjoy hurting local communities! But hey, trash brands are gonna trash.


Free Purina ONE True Instinct Dog Food

Free Purina ONE True Instinct Dog Food

Here's a different signup form to request a coupon good for a free bag of Purina ONE True Instinct dog food.

This seems to be the same free Purina pet food promotion that I wrote about last week. However, that form was on Purina's site and this form is on Facebook. It let me sign up for both using the same exact information, so I think we'll ultimately get two free bags of pet food!

If you're worried they'll scrub duplicate entries, the fine print says “one bag per household,” which means “one bag per mailing address.” So, if you have a work mailing address… 😉

This freebie is worth up to $9.99 and the coupon expires 4/1/20.

[thanks to Hiffer Kim for sending this in!]


Free Bag Purina Pet Food

Free $5 Off Bag of Purina Pet Food

If you pledge to take the Purina 28-Day challenge, you'll receive a free coupon good for $5 off a bag of Purina One cat or dog food.

This has nothing to do with the freebie, but my sister got a new cat, Marshmallow, and brought her over during the holidays. I've always been a dog guy, so I'd never spent much time around a young, skittish cat before. I'd also never heard of cats who prefer to be watched and pet while eating, but long story short, I must have pet that little fluff a million times while she searched for the perfect piece of kibble. 😻

I need a cat now!

This freebie has since ended, but Purina is now offering a free $5 coupon.

2019 Entertainment Coupon Book only $19!

The 2019 Entertainment.com coupon book is on sale for only $5, with free shipping, through July 31, 2019. Get yours today and make your money by using a single coupon in many cases! This is also the cheapest these books will be a full year out.


Sorry for not getting this posted earlier or any freebies over the end of last week. I was a bit sad and catatonic in bed. 🙁 I lost my other pup in May and let's just say 2018 has fucking sucked.


Free Old Navy 50% Half Off Coupon

Old Navy: 50% off Entire Purchase

Old Navy is giving away a coupon good for 50% off your entire purchase during their upcoming Friends & Family event!

Simply text VIP to 653689 and you'll get the coupon messaged to you. You can also text me at 864-761-0065 because I'm super bored. Funny jokes and pictures of dogs are always welcome.

This half-off Old Navy coupon is valid for this weekend only, November 3-4. You'll be able to use it both in-store and online too!


Free Atkins Starter Kit

Free Atkins Quick-Start Kit

Today's free Atkins quick-start kit contains a free $5 coupon, some informative brochures, a BOGO coupon, and possibly pizza or chocolate to snack on? Or maybe you're supposed to eat the brochures? I'm not clear on the specifics plus it all tastes the same to me.

Depending on availability, some starter kits ship with three free Atkins bars as well! It's kinda random when they're offered, but they tend to be near the winter holidays and then once randomly throughout the year.


Free Game of Bowling

Free Bowling

2021 Update: Unfortunately, this free game of bowling offer has expired. However, the annual kids bowl free during summer deal is back!

GoBowling and Pepsi are offering coupons good for a free game of bowling through 1/31/18. They're worth up to $6, don't include shoe rental, and must be redeemed between 8:30am to 5:30pm.

I guess my main question is who in the world is bowling before 8am?!

You can search for participating locations here.

“Fun” sidenote, I first published this offer in 2005. If this freebie was a human, it'd almost be a teenager and that blows my little mind.


Free Checkout51 Sample Box

Check Out Checkout 51

See what I did there?

Seriously though, Checkout51 is a new couponing app similar to Ibotta. You signup, go shopping, then get the coupon amount refunded to your account. Once you hit $20, you cash out and treat yo self! Or I guess save it or pay off bills or whatever else it is responsible people do.

So how does it work? Simply download either the iPhone or Android app to your smartphone (or use the website if you don't have one!) and check out the new offers every week. They're posted at midnight on Thursdays and you have until the next Thursday to purchase any of the particular items and submit your receipt. Also it's worth noting that you can shop at any store and still use Checkout51.

Finally, as a bonus offer to celebrate launching in the US, Checkout51 is giving us $2 for free once we hit the $20 payout. You can find a list of their offers on their site to get a sense of how much you can save, like $0.50 off any dozen eggs.

So check it out and let me know what you think!