Free Tampax Pearl
It’s a new day in a new week, so let’s get this party started with a free Tampax Pearl sample from Walmart! Unfortunately I’m out of Tampax Pearl jokes1, so uh, let’s just talk about our weekend. Or better yet, let’s chat about what we plan on doing this week. No, no, how about our hopes and dreams! Ah, there’s so much fun stuff to talk about, I better get everything I want to say typed out before I hit the end of this post.
*word limit reached*
Aw man!
- On second thought, what’s up with the frumpy woman holding a present? [↩]
That’s not a frumpy woman that’s Mother Nature and that’s a monthly gift. You should watch more commercials.
mallornament does not work as a code
ROFLMBO @ “monthly gift”. I’d rather be shot in the face *giggles*