Here’s a free John Frieda Root Awakening shampoo offer on Facebook where we’re all invited to receive “an exclusive scalp invigorating offer.” They go on to say we should “purify, feed and nourish” our hair. You know what? No. I won’t do any of that. I’ll wash it and that’s it. I already have to remember to feed my dogs, my plants, and myself. I can’t be in charge of nourishing anything else.