EDIT: Aaaaaaand we Hiffed it.
EDIT #2: I think it's back!
Theand conditioner offer is back. Since using this freebie a few months back, I have no idea what the sleep status is of my roots, but I'm guessing it hasn't changed since there's still a lot of snoring coming from up there. Or maybe that's just the sound my brain makes when I think too hard.