It's not every day we're offered a complimentary People magazine subscription from Mercury Magazines!
You don't even have to be a person to sign up for this. I just requested my free subscription in the name of my cat.
If you don't know what to say on the profession questions, you can always select these basic responses. 1-4 / Other Industries / Homemaker / Other Function / None / None
I've used those answers for years without any problems.