Please remember not to print the image above as that’s my coupon for Maggie Moo’s birthday freebie. Besides, it’s not like your name is Ryan, now is it? Unless it is. Either way, stop screwing up my lesson! What was I saying again?
I’m lucky I don’t live close to a store where I can redeem my Which Wich birthday freebie because I would be banned and possibly beaten within minutes. There’s just no way around the fact that I would launch into a custom Who’s on First routine with which, wich, wiches, …
Whenever I’m looking for ambient or random soundtrack styled music, I don’t really listen to soundtracks. I’d rather just pop on some Explosions in the Sky or maybe just go all avant garde with some Miles Davis or Coltrane. But for some people who think that the cake isn’t a …
Oh man, that image above for the Orange Julius birthday freebie looks like a coupon some people will print. Don’t do that. Instead sign up on their site and they’ll send you a coupon around your birthday. It’s like a birthday miracle! Or, you know, an efficient e-mail marketing system.
I don’t see how birthday cakes could every be out, but the Logan’s Roadhouse birthday freebie wants to make the case they are. Normally I’d ignore such blasphemy, but their Nutter Butter Fudgeslide not only sounds spectacular but comes in a bucket. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that …
Okay, what the heck is with all these Mongolian grills? Case in point: the HuHot Mongolian Grill birthday freebie. Why is Mongolia the place we associate with grills? I thought they were all about yurts, yaks, and archery. It’s not that often you hear about their knack for frying meat. …
Hey, Chevys, don’t tell me I can siesta later! I’ll take a nap whenever I da…zzzzzzzz Throughout high school, I’d wish people sitting around me good luck before tests by shouting “cumpleanos!” The old Chevys Fresh Mex birthday freebie email was a nice reminder that I didn’t pay attention at …
Let’s see if I can avoid totally botching today’s Jason’s Deli birthday freebie like I did yesterdays. I’ve re-re-re-read my birthday email to make sure I get everything correct. Okay, the place is called Jason’s Deli, not Jim’s. Got it. It’s for $5 off any item, not $15. Good to …
Sean Spicer may hate Dippin’ Dots, but I’ll keep loving them as long as their Dippin’ Dots birthday freebie keeps rolling on in!
The Daphne’s Greek Cafe birthday freebie wants to “treat you to a delicious meal.” Sounds good to me. Who wants to be the first one to cleverly point out that the image above is “expired.” That’s what I thought. But remember, if you want to get your very own non-expired …
The Einstein Bros birthday freebie made me realize that I wish I knew the Einstein brothers. I don’t know why, but they seem cool. I think it’s their logo. I’d get along well with anybody who holds bagels up to their face like monocles. Judging from the emails I’m still …
I have no idea how to correctly pronounce the Gordon Biersch birthday freebie. Is it Gord-on? Go-rdon? It’s so confusing. Remember to check out our full list of birthday freebies! Hiffer Kez recently wrote on our Facebook wall that she got 10 birthday freebies recently. Can anybody beat that?!
If you liked the Mozart for Munchkins offer from earlier, but loathe the fact that you’re all grown up, then take solace in this boatload of free classical music available for download – for adults! Wait, that makes it sound dirty. They have hundreds of high quality, professional classical music …
As you can see below, Bruster’s birthday freebie involves a BOGO offer for “a waffle cone.” Every time I see that phrase on a menu, I have to remind myself that it comes with ice cream inside. But for at least 10 seconds, I’m left standing there pondering who would …
I don’t know what exactly this Glory Days Grill birthday freebie is, but I know I want it. Anything with Oreos in them has to be delicious. You could give me an Oreo Punch In The Face and I’m sure I’d ask for seconds. Remember, you have to sign up …