MoveOn.org is giving away a free clean energy sticker that I hope was not printed by a machine which runs on electricity from a coal plant. Because that would be pretty darn ironic. I think. That stupid Alanis Morissette song from the 90s always confused me.

Walmart is giving away free Bodycology hand & body lotion again and like last time, this probably won’t last too long. They’ve got some different scents this time around, cherry blossom and raspberries & cream, so that’s nice.

Actually, that’s not nice, because now I’m craving some cherries and raspberries. This always happens to me! I don’t know how women can wear things that smell like delicious food and not start eating or gnaw their arms off. It’s probably because they’re way stronger than us guys. What, you think we make our cologne smell like sawdust because we like it?

I’ve never heard of Peets Coffee and Tea before. Not at all. But, then again, I had never heard of Espresso Royale before moving out to the midwest, so I guess its like someone from Seattle not knowing anything other than Starbucks!

Needless to say, apparently if you actually have a Peets Coffee and Tea near you–and not a licensed location–they’re giving away a free tea today between 2 and 3pm. And for everyone else who doesn’t know who or what this shop is, thankfully the link we’ve provided here has a store finder. Or, you can just go to their website and see their locations. Too bad I’ve got to work today and the Chicago stores are too far away…

I was unfortunately out of town last Friday, so I wasn’t able to post this free Mars Chocolate Bar coupon then. But it’s a new Friday today! Although how many of us have any submissions left? I used up my final fourth sometime in June. Bummer.

You know, now that I think about it, there’s an empty lot near my house… I wonder how hard it’d be to build a few dozen mailboxes!

Late night drinking should always be done to a theme song. Seriously. I used to use Seven Mary Three’s “Strangely At Home Here,” but most recently, its been whatever show I have on Adult Swim on…

But maybe with this free iTunes download of this Lollapalooza sampler, well, maybe I can come up with a new theme song.

Or maybe when my hair grows back in fully, I’ll go back to the “Welcome Back Kotter” theme song…

I can’t tell if this free Dog’s Life magazine is only for one issue or a full subscription, but I signed up regardless. Nether of my dogs have ever shown even the slightest desire to read anything in my house, but if this is something they’d be interested in, then I’m all for it.

Huh? It’s for humans? Oh man, I hate reading.* There are always so many words!

*Not really, reading is awesome. Also, the fine print makes it sound like this is just one issue. Still, maybe it’ll have some coupons or something?

I’m pretty sure this free Fiber One samples offer is new to HIF because I don’t remember getting any of the following samples before:

• Free Fiber One Honey Clusters cereal
• Free Fiber One Oats & Chocolate bar
• $5 in coupons

I usually don’t like fiber products, but I love anything honey or chocolate flavored, so I’ll give these a shot. Bonus points if the coupons are also honey and/or chocolate flavored, but I’m not getting my hopes up.

And the in-store freebies keep rolling in! Thanks to everybody who sent me this coupon for a free Arby’s BBQ Bacon Cheddar Roast Burger with any soft drink purchase. What’s a small coke cost at Arby’s? $0.99? Throw in a small fry and you’ve got lunch for a shade over $2.00. And by “you’ve” I mean “I’ve” seeing as I’m starving and within walking distance of an Arby’s right now!

The coupon expires this Sunday (7/12), so you’ve got a few days to use it if you’re not in a hungry mood like I am.

We are killing these in-store freebies today for some reason. It’s like today is the full moon of freebies where all the in-store offers show up and this post is no different. After you take the kids to the Lowes Build & Grow Clinic this Saturday (post below), stop by your local 7-11 on the way home for a free 7.11 ounce slurpee! They offer this freebie every year and it can sometimes be so popular that the slurpee machine is running dry by the time I stop by in the evening, so you might want to get there in the early afternoon.

This Saturday is the next free Lowes Build & Grow clinic where your child can build a free treasure chest and – wait, what? This is in no way, shape, or form fair. I’m 26 and I don’t even have a treasure chest! And I love pirates! Think Lowes would mind if I showed up this weekend and partook in the clinic?

For those who might have forgotten, tomorrow is Chik-Fil-A’s Cow Appreciation Day, where you dress like a cow, you get free food.

Goob gave you a month to prepare with his post, but if you happen to have forgotten, well, they’ve got the costume kit for download.

And like I said last year, if you do partake in this? Please send us your pictures or links to them… Me? I miss having one nearby. Someone want to priority mail me some waffle fries?

It looks like Aveda is giving away another in-store freebie, but this time the coupon doesn’t expire until the end of 2009. In order to get a free Aveda three-piece sample pack, print out this free coupon on that link and take it into your nearby store. The pack contains Aveda Smooth Infusion shampoo, conditioner, and style-prep smoother – wait, the style-prep item has “smooth” twice in its name? Seems a little slightly redundant repetitive.

If you happen to be one of the legions of underpaid and under appreciated teachers out there, then perhaps this free gift bag at Staples as part of a Teacher Appreciate Event will help in the smallest way possible. Simply plug in your info to find out when your local Staples is holding their event (some are soon, most are in Aug.) and then be one of the first 100 teachers to show up on the special day to snag a bag.

I one time thought about becoming a teacher and thus long-term substituted for a while. Then I realized I wasn’t good at…uh…explaining things. Apparently one of the requirements to being a good teacher is that you have to be able to teach! Who would have thunk it?

EDIT: Doesn’t look like they have any more available!

I’m not a big fan of talking on the phone, but this coupon for a free box of Lipton Tea is great in that it’s an automated call. Just dial up 1-888-435-3639 and follow the prompt to leave your name and address and they’ll send you the coupon within 6-8 weeks. My tingling Freebie Senses tell me this freebie won’t last for long though, so you might want to call up sooner rather than later. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go call my doctor and see if Freebie Senses is in fact a recognized medical condition.

If you happen to have DirectTV, you can also get this freebie by going to channel 115 and following the prompt there.

Hey look, it’s another Spanish Dove offer! This free Dove Energy Glow body wash is actually bundled with a free moisturizer with self-tanners. What are self-tanners, you ask? Not a clue. Isn’t all tanning self-tanning to begin with? Since when do you need a second person to get a tan? Unless we’re considering the sun to be a sentient being in this equation. You know, I did always draw it with a smiley face as a kid…

My God! Are scientists hiding the fact that the sun is alive?! I always knew science was up to no good!