I honestly love the winter time here. There’s something about the cold and the snow that makes me feel more alive than ever. Unfortunately, it makes my skin feel deader than ever.

Seeing this free Garnier Moisture Rescue sample, though? It makes me feel like its a superhero for my skin!

SepFacebook2010 is the lastest free Pampers Gifts to Grow code and I must admit that I’ve grown to appreciate these freebies. They’re so darn reliable at appearing every month which makes my job all that much easier. As opposed to trolls, spammers, and pants which do nothing but hinder my effort to bring freebies to the masses.

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

I assume the free Shout Color Catcher was released today to coincide with the start of college football. I signed up my alma mater South Carolina because it’d be nice if they knew how to catch something.

[thanks Lisa!]

My cats don’t care about anything, really. We buy them new toys, and they just stare at us. We get them a Drinkwell fountain, and they beg at the sink for water. We buy them wet food, and they just puke all over the living room.

So maybe I can get them to care about something with this free Cats Against Clay poster. Give them a real role model. And maybe, they’ll take on some responsibility and clean their own darn litter box too…

The older I get, the more doctors I feel like I have to see. And if it wasn’t enough that I’ve got to schedule at work, I just had to add another appointment to my home planner!

But that’ll all be set with this free 2011 Womens Health Calendar. Yup, I’ll be able to write down my employees requests off right next to my breast self-examination dates…

Waffles and pancakes are essentially the same thing. I don’t know why I like waffles better, but maybe its because they’re a little crispier and are innovative with their own mini syrup holders.

That’s why this free waffle at Waffle House coupon is so good. I mean, seriously, its like giant shark versus giant octopus: its a win-win situation of awesomeness!

When they first came out with the Breathe Right strips, I started to question modern man. Sure, sliced bread and buttered toast are great innovations, but invariably you burn your toast or cut yourself when you slice bread. So these free Garnier Wrinkle test strips make me weary… What’s to say that a little paper strip actually does something like help you breath better or measure wrinkles? Its like saying a paper bag over your head makes you look better!

Now, though, you’ll at least know to look for the guy with the paper bag over his head…

EDIT: Paper bag over my head in shame for leaving out the link… Thanks Kristin for providing it in the comments, and thank you Wolf for recognizing me…

EDIT: Its dead now, sorry folks…

Wow, has it really been about a month since I’ve posted anything? Whew, I’d like to say that I’ve been running my crazy half-marathon routes for fun which has kept me away, but with my wife back in town and her school and my work intensifying has led me astray from my jogging.

So maybe the promise of this free Beast Sports drink will fuel me back to the gym. Lord knows I could use it…

EDIT: Looks like we referred one too many! This is now dead.

I don’t typically post referral freebies, but the free Mrs. Fields cookies offer only requires three referrals for a $20 cookie tin which is pretty awesome. All you have to do is get three friends to sign up for their newsletter and – presto – you get some free cookies. I tried to get my family to help me out on this, but they’re all angry at me because they think I keep stealing their freebies. And by “think I keep” I mean “caught me on tape.”

So who wants to be my three friends that I get to refer?! First three people to leave a comment with a valid email get a referral from me and secret surprise!

In order to get a few free Nicorette mini lozenges wait for the offer to flash on the screen and then click it. Don’t worry, it’s not like you have to be fast. I have horrible reactions and was still able to click it. And that’s coming from a guy who has been terrorized by generations of houseflies for the past eight months. They’re too darn fast to hit!

You don’t need a membership number either! I think all of our rancor earlier in the week paid off.