Free MiO Fit Drink Mix

Free MiO Fit Drink Mix

The good people over at MiO contacted me this week to say their previous free MiO Fit drink mix offer is available to non-Twitter people as well now. I wish that hadn’t been the case though because I’ve had to type “fit” half a dozen times and be reminded all over again that I’m out of shape.

You’re right, I deserve to eat a sleeve of Oreos for lunch. Thanks!

Free Pot of Gevalia Coffee

Free Gevalia House Blend Coffee

I can’t tell if this is a new offer of not. On the one hand I don’t recognize the URL, but on the other it said my email address was already in the system. That’s to be expected though. I’ve signed up for so many freebies over the past 7 years that I assume I’m on every possible database, newsletter, spam registry, and government watch list. *waves to FBI*

That said, I love coffee freebies and not only is this free coffee, but it’s a free pot of Gevalia coffee. I just hope they don’t brew it prior to shipping.

Free U By Kotex Sample Pack

Free U by Kotex Sample Pack

There are actually six free U by Kotex sample packs you get to choose from, but they all look the same to me. Admittedly this isn’t my wheelhouse. You know what is though? Square shacks surprisingly enough.

50 Free Kellogg’s Family Rewards

Free Kellogg's Products

Not only will code KFRHOMERUNTICKET add 50 free Kellogg’s Family Rewards points to your account, but you’ll also be entered to win two major league baseball tickets! After you enter the code, click the red link that says “See if You’re a Winner!”

Awww man, really? If I win, as a Mariners fan, do I have to go see them? Their inevitable loss will ruin my whole afternoon!

Free Origins GinZing Moisturizer

Free Origins GinZing Moisturizer

This free Origins GinZing moisturizer sounds funny. GinZing? Is that supposed to be like…

…ohhhh. I get it. Instead of Ginseng it’s GinZing! Oh that’s clever. Way to go Origins. That’s almost as good as the Julius Cheeser burger I saw on a menu at Ruby Tuesday’s once.

Free Fixodent Toothpaste

Free Fixodent Toothpaste

I suddenly have the urge to thaw a frozen bag of spaghetti.

Oh well, I’ll shake it off, ’cause now we’re talking! Most freebies are little trinkets or small prizes, at best, but this free Fixodent toothpaste via Facebook finally promises to do something serious for us! Oh, no, I’m not a fighting man. Most of my dents were self-inflicted.

And you know what? My dentist never recommended Fixodent to me, meaning he’s either a fraud or that stamp is trying to pull a fast one on us.

I’m all over the place this morning. I probably should have stopped at my 10th cup of coffee.

EDIT: Those of us living in AZ, CT, DC, IA, KS, MA, NY, ND, OH, RI, VT are screwed. Apparently those of us living in the NYC have clean enough breath as it is, which I strongly disagree with.

EDIT #2: So this isn’t toothpaste. Oops.

Free Sandy’s Extra Strength Wipes

Free Sandy's Extra Strength Wipes

Well hey, I actually found these free Sandy’s extra strength surface wipes when they were released instead of five days later. I remember how to do my job!

15 Pampers Gifts To Grow Points

Free Pampers Gifts to Grow Points

Codes TWITB5T17PAEM13 and NLMAYFLOWER2013 are together worth 15 free Pampers Gifts to Grow. Red and blue together make purple. And the previous sentence together with this makes this post long enough for me to publish!

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to their site. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

Free Unilever Coupon Book

Free Unilever Coupon Book

This is a weird offer. I’m seeing remnants of it from a few months ago, but a lot of freebie sites are reporting today for the first time that you can get a free Unilver coupon booklet by doing the following:

  1. Call 1-866-204-3942.
  2. Listen to the automated message then leave your name, address, and phone number.

That’s it. I guess I didn’t really need to break out the numbered list for this.

They don’t say what coupons you’ll receive, but as you can see from the image above, they make a gazillion brands so we’ll probably get something we can actually use.

Free Dinosaur Stickers

Free Dinosaur Stickers

In order to get a free sheet of Dinosaur stickers from the Bronx zoo, sign up with your freebie email then click the confirmation link they send immediately. You’ll then have 6-8 weeks to come up with a plausible excuse explaining to your child why you kept these awesome stickers for yourself.

[thanks Deal Seeking Mom!]