Didn’t SavingStar’s free Mike & Ike’s candy go through an ad campaign recently where “Mike” went “missing?” Looks like they located him without much fanfare. So where the heck was he? My guess is they found him after a rough month in Tijuana.
Also Kroger is offering a free Marie Callender’s Pot Pie for their customers.
Friday, September 19 is National Talk Like A Pirate Day and what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of pirates? Buried treasure, obviously. But what’s the second? Grog, duh. How about the third though?! Swashbuckling sword fights without a doubt.
Unfortunately none of those are free tomorrow, but the 198,344th thing you associate with pirates is: free Krispy Kreme donuts! If you simply talk like a pirate, you’ll receive one free glazed donut. However if you walk in wearing at least three of the items below, you’ll get a free dozen glazed donuts!
- Eye Patch **
- Pirate Hat
- Pirate Flag (Black or Red) **
- Peg Leg
- Parrot on Shoulder **
- Pirate Shirt / Loose white shirt
- Leather belt
- Silver and gold necklaces and earrings
- Pirate Hook **
- Pointy black boots or ragged brown sandals
You can print any items with ** via Krispy Kreme’s site, so no need to raid the kid’s Halloween costumes box.
RewardsGold is offering free New Yorker magazine subscriptions. This is the first time I’ve ever seen this given aawy, so it’ll probably go as fast as a New Yorker minute!
Yeah that was bad. I’ll see myself out.
Edit: They have two pages of surveys now. Ugh. Still totally worth the cost of the freebie, but it takes 3 or 4 minutes to get through it all. Here’s a shot of all the other available magazines and newspapers as well!
EDIT: I’m bumping this post as a reminder that the free coffee start today!
Mark your calendars because McDonald’s Free Coffee Event is returning Sept. 16 through 29, allowing Hiffers to get a free McCafe coffee during breakfast hours at participating locations. Upon getting the freebie, they’re hoping we’ll “sip and tell” our friends, but come on. This is America. If you really want to get people involved, change it to “gulp and yell.” That’s how we do things around here.
Costco members with a 12-digit ID can receive free Tums ultra maximum strength in berry flavor. Makes perfect sense. The first thing that comes to mind when I think of ultra and/or maximum strength items are assorted berries. Gotta watch out for those suckers.
Walmart is giving away free Dove body wash in exchange for watching a short video by Jeannine Morris. Who is that? According to her website, somebody who has made a living going on TV and telling people what to wear. I have a feeling she’d be a tad miffed by yours truly.
*glances down at his gym shorts and old Ninja Turtles t-shirt.
My working theory behind the name length of this free Metamucil cinnamon oatmeal raisin Meta health bar is that they want you to forget you read “Metamucil” at the start.
According to my sources, there are 300,000 available samples of free Nesquik chocolate milk. That’s enough milk to fill … well I’ve got no idea how many Olympic swimming pools it’d fill, but I have to know now.
*updates Bucket List*
Code DMR2MIL is worth 75 free Disney points. *insert joke about Disney here*
Man, I really suck at my job, huh?
EDIT: SavingStar also has a 100% off coupon for Isabel Tuna products good at Harris Teeter!
SavingStar is handing out free Kraft macaroni in either original or shell form while Kroger is sticking with the dairy train and offering free Müller yogurt. And for the 100th time this year, I’m thrilled we don’t have to eat these Friday Freebies together.
So am I the only Hiffer walking around saying Müller, Müller, Müller all day long?