Coupon: Free Can of Friskies Cat Food

Free Can of Friskies Cat Food

In order to get a free can of Friskies cat food, you have to watch three short ads. I don’t find that very fair though. It’s not like I’m the one enjoying this freebie. That’s why I plopped my cat in front of my monitor and made her watch the darn things. I’m sure the pile of poop I found on my desk was purely coincidental.

Now I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is you have to either tweet or share each video, so have your fake freebie social media account ready to do. The good news is there’s no more bad news!

The coupon for your free can will be snail mailed sometime this summer.

Coupon: Free Waffle House Hashbrown

Waffle-House

If there’s one thing I’ve learned recently, it’s that Hiffers love Waffle House coupons. Don’t ask why, I just know coupons for free Waffle House hashbrowns and others get shared and retweeted almost more than anything else. There must be way more college stoners and third shift working Hiffers than I previously thought.

Note the coupon is only good M-F and expires June 6.

Free MiO Fit Drink Mix

Free MiO Fit Drink Mix

The good people over at MiO contacted me this week to say their previous free MiO Fit drink mix offer is available to non-Twitter people as well now. I wish that hadn’t been the case though because I’ve had to type “fit” half a dozen times and be reminded all over again that I’m out of shape.

You’re right, I deserve to eat a sleeve of Oreos for lunch. Thanks!

Free Pot of Gevalia Coffee

Free Gevalia House Blend Coffee

I can’t tell if this is a new offer of not. On the one hand I don’t recognize the URL, but on the other it said my email address was already in the system. That’s to be expected though. I’ve signed up for so many freebies over the past 7 years that I assume I’m on every possible database, newsletter, spam registry, and government watch list. *waves to FBI*

That said, I love coffee freebies and not only is this free coffee, but it’s a free pot of Gevalia coffee. I just hope they don’t brew it prior to shipping.

Free U By Kotex Sample Pack

Free U by Kotex Sample Pack

There are actually six free U by Kotex sample packs you get to choose from, but they all look the same to me. Admittedly this isn’t my wheelhouse. You know what is though? Square shacks surprisingly enough.

50 Free Kellogg’s Family Rewards

Free Kellogg's Products

Not only will code KFRHOMERUNTICKET add 50 free Kellogg’s Family Rewards points to your account, but you’ll also be entered to win two major league baseball tickets! After you enter the code, click the red link that says “See if You’re a Winner!”

Awww man, really? If I win, as a Mariners fan, do I have to go see them? Their inevitable loss will ruin my whole afternoon!

Free Origins GinZing Moisturizer

Free Origins GinZing Moisturizer

This free Origins GinZing moisturizer sounds funny. GinZing? Is that supposed to be like…

…ohhhh. I get it. Instead of Ginseng it’s GinZing! Oh that’s clever. Way to go Origins. That’s almost as good as the Julius Cheeser burger I saw on a menu at Ruby Tuesday’s once.

Free Fixodent Toothpaste

Free Fixodent Toothpaste

I suddenly have the urge to thaw a frozen bag of spaghetti.

Oh well, I’ll shake it off, ’cause now we’re talking! Most freebies are little trinkets or small prizes, at best, but this free Fixodent toothpaste via Facebook finally promises to do something serious for us! Oh, no, I’m not a fighting man. Most of my dents were self-inflicted.

And you know what? My dentist never recommended Fixodent to me, meaning he’s either a fraud or that stamp is trying to pull a fast one on us.

I’m all over the place this morning. I probably should have stopped at my 10th cup of coffee.

EDIT: Those of us living in AZ, CT, DC, IA, KS, MA, NY, ND, OH, RI, VT are screwed. Apparently those of us living in the NYC have clean enough breath as it is, which I strongly disagree with.

EDIT #2: So this isn’t toothpaste. Oops.

Free Sandy’s Extra Strength Wipes

Free Sandy's Extra Strength Wipes

Well hey, I actually found these free Sandy’s extra strength surface wipes when they were released instead of five days later. I remember how to do my job!

15 Pampers Gifts To Grow Points

Free Pampers Gifts to Grow Points

Codes TWITB5T17PAEM13 and NLMAYFLOWER2013 are together worth 15 free Pampers Gifts to Grow. Red and blue together make purple. And the previous sentence together with this makes this post long enough for me to publish!

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to their site. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!