Free Disney Family Decal

Free Disney Family Decal Sticker

My version of this freebie is pretty lame since it’s just me and two dogs, but perhaps you have a more robust collection of people for your free Disney family decal. My dogs wouldn’t even sit still long enough for me to put a fake hat on them in the decal.

Free Celeste Pizza & Hormel Compleat

Free Pizza Coupon

Wow. That’s a big coupon. I feel like this is the part of the movie where I saw “yeah, a little toooo big” then get eaten by a monster.

  1. SavingStar – Free Celeste pizza
  2. Kroger – Free Hormel Compleats breakfast product

I can’t believe I’m about to get pizza for free just because I did well at my job. This is like a dream come true for me.

Free Subscription for Martha Stewart Living

Free Martha Stewart Living Magazine

This freebie from Feb. 2013 has returned.

The free Martha Stewart Living magazine subscription from RewardsGold has returned from…well I don’t know where freebie go in their downtime. Maybe the Bahamas?

Two Free Swiss Army Fragrances

Everybody knows Swiss Army best for their watches and knives, but did you know they make perfume too? It’s obvious why, as nothing is more threatening than a fragrant, punctual solider. So if you enjoy trying new scents, request a free sample card of either Victoria Eau de or Forest Eau de toilette sprays.*

*Now with 50% less toilet sprays!

Help Donate Coca-Cola to Troops

Free Coke to Troops

The title reads weird, but trust me, Coke made it seem even worse.

So in the wake of Slim Jim and Moon Pie, Coke is giving away 100,000 Coca-cola cans to “American troops and their families.” All you have to do is click the link and you’ll tick another can onto the slowly-growing total.

This is obviously an awesome goal, otherwise I wouldn’t be posting it, but I’m always left wondering how promos like these actually work. What families will get the free coke? How many cans will each family get? I wish there was a little more info.

Free Money Clip Bottle Opener

Free Bottle Opener

Marlboro’s Black & Mild’s free money clip bottle opener is perfect for those who want a reminder of how broke they are every time they crack open an ice cold brew. Totally not related, but can you hold quarters in a money clip? I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

Free Garnier Clean+ Exfoliator or Oil

Free Garnier Clean+ Exfoliator or Oil

I wonder how much money Garnier paid in salary to the team that tacked a plus onto the end of their latest product: free Garnier Clean+. I would have gone with an ampersand or left parenthesis just to mess with people.

$1.00 off ANY GARNIER Styling Product

Free Glamour Magazine Subscription

Free Glamour Magazine Subscription

This freebie was originally posted on June 14, 2013 and is currently available again!

Well here’s an offer you don’t often see. RewardsGold has a free Glamour magazine subscription offer up, which means we’re about to get a lot more glamorous around here. I can’t wait to read the Top 10 Summer Dos and Don’ts. I really hope numbers 1 through 5 are just “go on vacation and do nothing” repeated over and over.

Free Jamocha Shake at Arbys

Free Arby's Milkshake

Arby’s 50th anniversary is right around the corner, which is why they’re giving away free Jamocha shakes tomorrow, Wednesday, July 23. … Wait, you’re telling me 50th anniversaries are celebrated with milkshakes instead of gold?! Interesting. My fear of commitment seems to have magically vanished.

No purchase is necessary and you can show the coupon on your phone, hence saving ink, trees, and time not wasted on kicking your printer for refusing to connect.

Free Emergen-C Samples

Free Emergen-C Samples

EDIT: This freebie from February (and beyond) is still active!

Every year I tell my brothers these free Emergen-C vitamin “supplements” are bull. Yet they always end up in our supply bag whenever we go camping and every morning I end up drinking one. I don’t know if that says more about them or me.