Free Bloomberg Businessweek Subscription

Free Bloomberg Businessweek Subscription

Wow, Bloomberg isn’t even going through RewardsGold this time. They’re offering free magazine subscriptions straight from their site. I highly doubt a magazine will be enough to get kids to give up free rent and food, but good luck.

Free Natralia Heel Balm

Free Natralia Heel Balm

Here’s a Facebook offer for free Natralia heel balm. Finally!! My heels can feel balmy. I’ve always complained they should feel more like a Jamaican beach!

They want to post things on your wall and whatnot, so you know what to do.

Free Gevalia Coffee

Free Gevalia Coffee

How many Hiffers have been with me since the Bush Administration? If you’re part of that exclusive club, then you remember how Dove used to give freebies with the same frequency of a Lindsay Lohan arrest. I used to joke that it was all the work of one guy in the marketing department who somehow kept slipping them through the cracks since he had no oversight.

Well I’m now convinced he got laid off after the economic downturn and somehow got hired at Gevalia because wouldn’t you know it but here’s yet another free Gevalia coffee offer. We even get to pick between K-cup or ground coffee. All you have to do is make a goofy card like the one about and you’re all set.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

Free Garnier BB Cream

Free Garnier BB Cream

I’m not sure how to feel about this free Garnier BB cream. You see, I’m staunchly anti-BB. It stems from the old Mitch Hedberg joke (nsfw language). I can’t even count the number of candy bars I’ve lost because of this!

In order to get this freebie, click the bit.ly link beneath the picture on Facebook and you’ll be taken to the signup form. And here’s a random Garnier coupon because I’m feeling nice.

$1.00 off GARNIER FRUCTIS STYLING Product

Coupon: Free Can of Friskies Cat Food

Free Can of Friskies Cat Food

In order to get a free can of Friskies cat food, you have to watch three short ads. I don’t find that very fair though. It’s not like I’m the one enjoying this freebie. That’s why I plopped my cat in front of my monitor and made her watch the darn things. I’m sure the pile of poop I found on my desk was purely coincidental.

Now I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is you have to either tweet or share each video, so have your fake freebie social media account ready to do. The good news is there’s no more bad news!

The coupon for your free can will be snail mailed sometime this summer.

Coupon: Free Waffle House Hashbrown

Waffle-House

If there’s one thing I’ve learned recently, it’s that Hiffers love Waffle House coupons. Don’t ask why, I just know coupons for free Waffle House hashbrowns and others get shared and retweeted almost more than anything else. There must be way more college stoners and third shift working Hiffers than I previously thought.

Note the coupon is only good M-F and expires June 6.

Free MiO Fit Drink Mix

Free MiO Fit Drink Mix

The good people over at MiO contacted me this week to say their previous free MiO Fit drink mix offer is available to non-Twitter people as well now. I wish that hadn’t been the case though because I’ve had to type “fit” half a dozen times and be reminded all over again that I’m out of shape.

You’re right, I deserve to eat a sleeve of Oreos for lunch. Thanks!

Free Pot of Gevalia Coffee

Free Gevalia House Blend Coffee

I can’t tell if this is a new offer of not. On the one hand I don’t recognize the URL, but on the other it said my email address was already in the system. That’s to be expected though. I’ve signed up for so many freebies over the past 7 years that I assume I’m on every possible database, newsletter, spam registry, and government watch list. *waves to FBI*

That said, I love coffee freebies and not only is this free coffee, but it’s a free pot of Gevalia coffee. I just hope they don’t brew it prior to shipping.

Free U By Kotex Sample Pack

Free U by Kotex Sample Pack

There are actually six free U by Kotex sample packs you get to choose from, but they all look the same to me. Admittedly this isn’t my wheelhouse. You know what is though? Square shacks surprisingly enough.

50 Free Kellogg’s Family Rewards

Free Kellogg's Products

Not only will code KFRHOMERUNTICKET add 50 free Kellogg’s Family Rewards points to your account, but you’ll also be entered to win two major league baseball tickets! After you enter the code, click the red link that says “See if You’re a Winner!”

Awww man, really? If I win, as a Mariners fan, do I have to go see them? Their inevitable loss will ruin my whole afternoon!