Whoever put together the form for this free Emergen-C drink mix on Facebook deserves a long, slow clap. The offer promises samples for the entire universe, but when you go to select your planet, Pluto is grayed out. Well played.

I often joke about how I hate to clean, but truth be told I keep my space fairly tidy. I vacuum, dust, always buy new pots so I never have to scrub them after their first use – you know, the usual. That said, cleaning my car tires is an activity that (A) I’d never think to do and (B) even when told it’s something other people do, I tilt my head to the side like a curious dog, squint my eyes, and finally shrug my shoulders.

But who am I to judge? If you want to keep your tires clean, text TIRE3 to 44567 and you’ll receive some free Meguiar’s Endurance tire gel. After you get a confirmation message, text STOP to make sure you don’t receive any future texts.

[thanks Deal Seeking Mom!]

Now Walmart is offering free Milk-Bone Trail Mix dog snacks. So if you skipped the last one due to your visceral hatred of Facebook, you’re saved from your dog hating you.

My first experience with this free Ovaltine chocolate drink mix was seeing it on Seinfeld. I thought since it had been mentioned on one of my favorite TV shows, that meant it was guaranteed to taste fantastic.

I was an idiot as a kid.

The free Clear Men Scalp Therapy shampoo from last week is back with a new link. You don’t even need a secret code this time around! It’s probably because the parent company realized secret codes on the internet remain secret for as long as cookies in my presence remain out of my stomach.

The non-dude free shampoo offer is also under a new link for all the ladies out there! Which, judging from my research, is about 99.999% of you.

Here’s another free Arm & Hammer sensitive toothpaste link that demands we copy & paste it instead of clicking it. They sure nailed the sensitive aspect down.

http://freeahsensitive.com/

Make sure you click the link in the confirmation email they send.

[thanks Bethany!]

When you enter code FBMD76C7HMEXT12 on the Pampers Gifts to Grow website, one of two things will happen: you’ll either earn 10 free points or your computer will sing The Star-Spangled Banner in French be exploding into a shower of flower and gummy bears.

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

EDIT: These are now expired.

There are only 10,000 free Weber BBQ seasonings available on Facebook, but I haven’t seen many other sites post this, so tons of Hiffers should be able to snag a sample. Now when I forget I have burgers on the grill, their charred remains will at least be seasoned!

Of course right as I published this, their signup form started spitting out errors when you hit submit. You may have to try back in a few minutes/hours.

[thanks to Valerie for sending this in on Twitter!]

I’ll be honest, I’m not really sure what’s the deal with this free Redbox Mother’s Day rental code offer on Facebook as I’m currently away from my home office. I think you like them, then call your mom to say hello, something something something you get a free movie.

Here’s a fun game I like to play with freebies similar to these free Nexcare bandages on Facebook. After receiving the sample, see how long you can go without accidentally cutting yourself and requiring the usage of said sample. My current record is 18 seconds.

Their system is a tad buggy/overwhelmed, so you may have to try a few times.