Free Drinkin’ Mate

When I first saw this free Drinkin’ Mate offer, I thought they were going to send me an actual drinking mate. Score, a new friend! Then I realized they were just anti-hangover tablets.

To be honest, I’m always weary of over-the-counter remedies like this. Isn’t a hangover simply caused by not having enough livers? Just have a few extra ones installed like I did and you’ll be all set to drink as much as you want. You’d be amazed at what you can buy on the black market these days!


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:: 15 Responses to Free Drinkin’ Mate ::

  1. #1 free08 |

    Thought this would nice to have just in case, but they wanted too much info!!!!!
    My income, what I did for a living, eduction and who knows what else . . . I stop after hitting the next button twice.

  2. #2 Goob |

    Free, they’ll never know if the info is accurate or not :D

  3. #3 Lorin |

    They make it sound as if you make your daquiri’s with these mixed in with ‘em you’d be able to drive home the same night.

  4. #4 Lorin |

    NO HEADACHE – I tried Drinkin’ Mate after I had three or four beers and I woke up without a hangover headache. Who gets a hagover from 3-4 beers anyway??

  5. #5 freeness_plus |

    Also “enters you to win a $100 walmart gift card”.

    Bonus?

  6. #6 sharon |

    lol goob your to much so funny, well ill give it a try i dont get hangovers but you have to be prepared

  7. #7 Cheapsk8 |

    With the fake information I put (young, low-income student/frequent binge drinker with bad headaches), I expect to also get free information about Alcoholics Anonymous.

  8. #8 Mr_B |

    Hey Goob, I think I need one of those extra livers before I can make use of this freebie.

  9. #9 Crystal |

    I don’t drink at all but, it is free and who knows maybe I’ll start drinking!

  10. #10 Cheapsk8 |

    This would make a great practical gift for someone’s 21st birthday, along with the free BAC wheel from the department of transportation. You can’t look at freebies and think “can I use that?” Think of others. For example, I just gave the Rowenta “Art of Ironing” DVD to my sister as a wedding gift.

  11. #11 bakin |

    oh my god that is so funny ” Isn’t a hangover simply caused by not having enough livers? Just have a few extra ones installed like I did and you’ll be all set to drink as much as you want. You’d be amazed at what you can buy on the black market these days!” wish they would invent some magic thing so I wouldn’t have to remember benadryl all spring and summer long. Take one and your good for the whole allergy season!

  12. #12 Mai |

    It’s funny that you say “Isn’t a hangover simply caused by not having enough livers?”. Your liver cells do renew themselves, it takes 6 weeks to get a new one.

    You made me laugh out loud…luckily no one was around…I’m going to be using that all day now…look what you’ve done!

  13. #13 Jan |

    This has now been exhausted… :( they are only offering $1 off coupons that are good at wal-mart.

  14. #14 Marvin |

    I just got mine in the mail. Taste funny.

  15. #15 Gina |

    I got mine yesterday, too. Haven’t tried it yet.



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