Coupon: Free Mars Chocolate Bar
I’ve officially eaten so many free Mars Chocolate Bars this summer than I’m fairly certain I could build a bridge to Mars with all the leftover wrappers. Sure, there’s no oxygen in space, but I can hold my breath for a really long time. Like watch this!
*takes deep breath*
…
*gulps for air*
Did you see that?! Oh man, I held it for at least 10 seconds.




I've signed up several times over the past few months. Haven't gotten a single certificate in the mail yet. Which makes their, "how did you like it?" e-mails all the more annoying.
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