Free Galaxy Granola
With any luck, this free Galaxy Granola is from Klepton 5, which everybody knows makes the tastiest granola. You might argue it’s not on par with Zaxbar’s, but ever since the Gorgan uprising three wigbies ago, their production line is slower than a glugquist. Now the only people who can afford it are the rich socialites on Hiplite Prime. Well flickflark to them!
I think I’m still a little drunk.



Just for the record, when you hit submit on their form, it opens up your email and completely fills out all the info they need to send you the sample. You should then just be able to hit “send” since they also autofill the e-mail and subject line.
Or at least that’s what it did for me.
Gotta love the autofill, Goob! TYVM for the info!
Tried to sign my niece in Kent WA up for sample. Kept getting error message that the city was wrong or invalid. I checked and the product is available in stores near her so not sure what the situation is. Worked fine for Michigan addresses though so thanks.
I can’t sign up, either, keeps saying city is blank or invalid.
Sue, at the top of the screen there is a “find store” link. If you click on that and put in your zip code, they’ll tell you if there any stores in your area that carry it. I think I was able to sign up because within a 15-20 mile radius of where I live (North Jersey), there are 5-6 Whole Foods and a few never heard of health food stores.
Barb, read my entry. That’s what I did and still no go for Kent WA!
Um, Goob – seems like you had (are still having?) a good holiday. The entry above was hilarious!
It isn’t carried here either but I was able to sign up.
said “Thank you for your submission!” for me. thanks
Thanks Barb, I tried your advice, and found there are 7 stores in my hometown which carry their products. I wonder why they still won’t let me sign up?
Right, that’s what mine said, too.
Ooh, Klepton 5, there’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.
Weird, I’ve never even heard of it and I didn’t have a problem signing up. I’m in central FL, by the way.
You’re cute when you’re drunk.
Back in the day, when I used to drink, it was you’re cute when I’m drunk! Goob, you’re cute drunk or sober!
Aunt Lulu, I live in Renton WA (just down the road from your niece) and I had no problem signing up.
Thanks Eva. I tried again just now and get the same error message. Just not meant to be for this freebie I guess.
Worked for me. Get over it if it doesn’t fucking work for you, it’s just granola.
GOOB, YOU CRACK ME UP! I totally needed a good laugh today!!!! Thanks!