Man, Wal Mart really wants us to have clean teeth. First off, they had that berry blast toothpaste last week and now we’ve got some free Aquafresh Advanced toothpaste. I think there’s some dark and sinister plot behind all this. They’ve probably been infiltrated by a hoard of dentists, bent on bringing good hygiene and clean gums to every American household. Come to think of it, that’s not too sinister. That’s actually one of the better “evil” plots I’ve ever been associated with. Oh, and let me tell you, I’ve gotten mixed up with plenty of them in my day!