EDIT: Looks like the smart towel isn’t so smart anymore! Er, uh..something like that to say this freebie has been Hiffed.
Law #924 that Goob will sign once he becomes Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy: you’re not allowed to name something “smart” unless it’s a sentient being that can pull off a passable game of chess. You got that, free smart towel? Just because you have lines drawn on you does not mean you’re smart. I draw things on my friends all the time when they pass out and I assure you they’re not too smart. How do I know? They still continue to pass out, even when I’m holding two sharpies in my hand and giggling uncontrollably with excitement!
[via the forums]