I love how this month’s Cosmopolitan is “The Sex Issue.” Since when have they ever published an issue that doesn’t gratuitously talk about sex?
- Tully’s Coffee K-Cups
- Coupon for one free Coffee-Mate product
- Lipton tea & honey drink mix
- Fancy Feast Elegant Medley cat food
- Purina Beneful Baked Delights
- May 2012 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine
- May 2012 issue of Good Housekeeping magazine
- April 2012 issue of Parenting magazine
- May 2012 issue of Working Mother magazine
- One week worth of Wall Street Journal newspaper.
That’s it, I’m getting a single-serving coffee machine.