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Hey, Chevys, don’t tell me I can siesta later! I’ll take a nap whenever I da…zzzzzzzz Throughout high school, I’d wish people sitting around me good luck before tests by shouting “cumpleanos!” The old Chevys Fresh Mex birthday freebie email was a nice reminder that I didn’t pay attention at …
Let’s see if I can avoid totally botching today’s Jason’s Deli birthday freebie like I did yesterdays. I’ve re-re-re-read my birthday email to make sure I get everything correct. Okay, the place is called Jason’s Deli, not Jim’s. Got it. It’s for $5 off any item, not $15. Good to …
Sean Spicer may hate Dippin’ Dots, but I’ll keep loving them as long as their Dippin’ Dots birthday freebie keeps rolling on in!
The Daphne’s Greek Cafe birthday freebie wants to “treat you to a delicious meal.” Sounds good to me. Who wants to be the first one to cleverly point out that the image above is “expired.” That’s what I thought. But remember, if you want to get your very own non-expired …
The Einstein Bros birthday freebie made me realize that I wish I knew the Einstein brothers. I don’t know why, but they seem cool. I think it’s their logo. I’d get along well with anybody who holds bagels up to their face like monocles. Judging from the emails I’m still …
I have no idea how to correctly pronounce the Gordon Biersch birthday freebie. Is it Gord-on? Go-rdon? It’s so confusing. Remember to check out our full list of birthday freebies! Hiffer Kez recently wrote on our Facebook wall that she got 10 birthday freebies recently. Can anybody beat that?!
If you liked the Mozart for Munchkins offer from earlier, but loathe the fact that you’re all grown up, then take solace in this boatload of free classical music available for download – for adults! Wait, that makes it sound dirty. They have hundreds of high quality, professional classical music …
As you can see below, Bruster’s birthday freebie involves a BOGO offer for “a waffle cone.” Every time I see that phrase on a menu, I have to remind myself that it comes with ice cream inside. But for at least 10 seconds, I’m left standing there pondering who would …
I don’t know what exactly this Glory Days Grill birthday freebie is, but I know I want it. Anything with Oreos in them has to be delicious. You could give me an Oreo Punch In The Face and I’m sure I’d ask for seconds. Remember, you have to sign up …
Rita’s Italian Ice birthday freebie reminds me of how disappointed I always am with Rita’s. For some reason, I always imagine that I’m getting a milkshake and then, upon my first sip, it dawns on me that it’s basically a slushy. In any other scenario, a slushy is awesome. But …
The Chili’s birthday freebie has been a steady bedrock of the free birthday offers over the years. Don’t let its simplicity fool you! What’s better than a free dessert with no purchase necessary? Exactly, very little!
If you’re like me, Carrabba’s Italian Grill birthday freebie reminds you that nobody has yet to explain the difference between an Italian and American grill. Is the fire hotter? The grills wider? Are the grills mounted on Vespas? One of these days I’ll learn the truth.
Okay, I officially love this birthday series due to all the people who don’t take the time to read what I write but are more than happy to write in saying the “coupon” is expired. Oh, you guys. So let’s try this again. In order to get any birthday freebie, …
Did you know August is National Catfish Month? Here I was thinking the only crown it held was National Sweat Your Face Off Month. But no, the catfish industry must have some serious pull in Washington. And now they’re giving away free catfish recipes from The Catfish Institute. And yes, …
First off, wow. The thousands of positive comments and emails that flooded my inbox over the past 72 hours was overwhelming and amazing. You people sure know how to make a guy feel loved. I haven’t read them all yet, but please know that I am slowly and surely doing …