Goob 
Thankfully the stock photo world found some new models since I first wrote this in 2012. I’m sure old school Hiffers can remember seeing these images all over the Internet! If you’re a longtime reader of coupon, freebie, or deal blogs then you’ve seen the image above. You at least …
When I lived in Australia, I discovered a candy called Pods that I’d moderately describe as the single greatest object I’d every put in my mouth. Every bite was like a waking dream. But promise me you won’t try to eat these free Tide pods. Eating them might quickly become …
I’m bad at remembering things. Dates, things to do, names!, the point of this post. TL;DR I think today was HIF’s anniversary. I registered HeyItsFree.net in May 2005. I was a few months away from graduating with a degree in History and, as Gob Bluth would say, it was clear …
From 2009-2014, Procter & Gamble ran a quarterly freebie campaign called Everyday Sampler and it was awesome. It was like Christmas arrived at the start of every season. You simply had to be one of the first quarter million or so to sign up and you’d get all sorts of …
This BJ’s restaurants birthday freebie looks like a scoop of ice cream on a giant cookie. If you need me this week, I’ll be in a diabetic coma. In addition to your annual free birthday dessert, BJ’s rewards members earn 1 point per $1 spent and you earn more coupons …
It was actually the Swagbucks birthday freebie that got me back to using Swagbucks a while ago. I’ll be honest, the lure of Google wins out most times, but I couldn’t pass up the free points then I realized I almost had enough points for a prize, so I kept …
I like how the sandwich in the Dickey’s Barbecue Pit birthday freebie email is wearing a hat. Nothing like a classy lunch for your birthday. 2018 Update: Aww, they took the hat away! At least we still get a free sandwich on our birthday.
I don’t know how they make the delicious El Chico birthday freebie, but my initial guess is magic with my followup being sorcery. *Insert obligatory “please don’t print the image above” note here.*
In order to get The Children’s Place birthday freebie, you need to sign up on their site and then, you know, take your children. To the place. Around their birthday. One important note is they don’t ask for your birthday during registration! So make sure you edit your profile after …
*NERD ALERT* This Zoe’s Kitchen birthday freebie reminded me that it’s been a while since I’ve rewatched Firefly. Looks like I know what I’m doing tonight!
After I publish this Ninety Nine birthday freebie post, I’ll only have seven more to go. SEVEN! I never thought it’d end and yet look at me now! *begins playing cheesy 80’s movie montage of writing all these posts in his head* Remember, we have a full list of birthday …
Try saying the Taco Bueno birthday freebie “cheesecake chimichangas” ten times fast. No, seriously, it’s fun and will hopefully make you overlook the fact that I didn’t include a joke here.
To anybody who thinks the Papa Murphy’s birthday freebie is a little weird, allow me to retort with the fact that cookie dough goes with anything. Pizza, steak, green beans, dog food. It doesn’t matter what it is; cookie dough makes it 10000% better. Signup Freebie: 50% off your second …
I’m not sure which I want more. The actual LongHorn Steakhouse birthday freebie of a free dessert, like that caramel apple gold rush. Or that freaking steak filet!
This is how I picture the Black Bear Diner birthday freebie. Goob enters diner and sits at nearby table as the server approaches. Server: What can I get you today? Goob: I’ll have waffles and coffee. Oh, it’s my birthday too! Server: *eyes narrow* …is that so? Server snaps his …