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I had to unexpectedly take my dog to the vet, so posts may be a bit slow today. She should be okay, but even better news is that she didn't pee on me like last time! It's really hard to act smooth after something like that, because you really only have two moves; either admit you're bad at training your dog or pretend that's exactly what you wanted her to do all along. Neither sounded appealing, so I whipped up Plan C: pretend it was me. In hindsight, I probably could have come up with something better.
And now for the slickest segue ever – free Avery label pads!