2019 Update: While Dime magazine is no longer in print, you can find all Dime magazine articles on their new website!
If you guessed this
free Dime magazine subscription has something to do with money, then you get an F in Magazine Title Interpretation 101. Isn't it clear that Dime = Basketball? Yeah, it wasn't to me either. I probably didn't make the connection because I stink at basketball. The last time I played was in middle school and coincidentally it's during a game that I got the nickname Goob.
I was actually a huge star. Every time I stepped onto the court, the crowd would go wild and start screaming “Gooooooob!” Someone later informed me that they were actually saying “Booooooo,” but I'm pretty sure I know what I heard.