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I'm in the middle of helping a friend remove some objectionable material from Google. Who knows how it got there but I was told by those with firsthand knowledge of the events that I somehow was responsible for every imaginable role. Upon hearing that news I proposed we completely cease investigating the origins of the website and when that didn't work I pretended not to understand nor speak English. My final play was to buy their silence with some free Post-It durable tabs. Their continued punches on my shoulders makes me think it didn't work.