You know, starting a new job at this time of year can be difficult. Thankfully, I won't have to wait for this free psoriasis kit for the lotion sample in it because my new job? We sell a ton of body lotions.
That's not to say that this kit doesn't matter, because it highlights an important issue. Besides, different scents and types of lotions are just like different types of holiday cookies: they're all festive and you can't have just one and be happy. Now where did I leave those cute little ones with the Reese's cups on the top… I wonder if Goob got into our office cookie jar again.