Free Sunsilk shampoo was a popular offer in 2006-2008. Sadly, I haven't seen any offered in the decade since.
When I was in college, some of my friends and I were what others called “poor.” Most of my friends ended up worrying and stressing out over their situation, but not I. Oh no, I saw it simply as a game that I could beat and thus, I went on a massive spree of slashing costs and saving money to splurge on the the fancy ramen noodles that cost 0.10 instead of those cheap-o ones that were only a nickel a pop. One such cost cutting move I took was shaving my head, which eliminated the need to purchase shampoo! See, that's the kind of thinking that goes on in my brain. And if only I had known that I could have just gotten some free Sunsilk shampoo instead…
While signing up for this free Sunsilk shampoo, I saw the following message.
No worries, we're not out to stalk your friends. We only send what you want us to send and we'll never give away your info. If you ever want out, just let us know we're being annoying and we'll stop.
You know you're in good hands when a website promises they won't send somebody to stalk you! Just do me a favor and don't look down at the bottom of HIF for a similar message.
I'm not sure how many different samples of this free Sunsilk shampoo you'll end up getting, but chances are it'll be a few since this is coming from Walmart. I think most of us would agree that the big W has positioned itself as the top freebie-provider out there. I've yet to not get anything I signed up for on Walmart's website, which is amazing when you think about all the samples I've gotten from them over the years! Now if Walmart could just somehow find a way to offer free samples of a one million dollar bill, that would really help me out.
How does Sunsilk even make a profit? It seems like every time I turn around, they've giving away another batch of free Sunsilk shampoo. Now don't get me wrong, I love freebies, but I'm worries about Sunsilk. Is everything okay with them? Do they even have somebody in charge of overseeing how much money the company has? If not, they should totally hire me. On my first day, I'd get into the computers and change everything so that all Sunsilk shampoo at every store was free. I'd probably go to jail for a while after that, but it'd be totally worth it, as my hair would be silky smooth, clean, and smell great. Wait, on second thought, that might not be the best quality to have while in prison.