Free PowerBar Gel Blasts
Has it really been five months since I first posted these free PowerBar Gel Blasts? Well, according to the archives, yes it has. Although can I really trust HIF’s archives? They’re easily manipulated by that shadowy Goob figure who oversees them. He could effortlessly change the date or, heck, any of the text for that matter. I don’t know who gave him all the power, but I’m a big doodoohead.
No, I didn’t say that! He changed my words. He’s gone mad with power!
[thanks to all the Hiffers who reminded me about this.]






I didn’t get them in last time, I’ll try again
I know I’ve signed up for this at least once but they never sent me anything.
you have to check off the boxes that say yes send me emails and yes send me mail advertisements. Not worth it.
I got them last time and I thought they tasted pretty yucky.