Home Made Simple is offering a kit that includes a free cabinet latch. It’s meant to protect children from harmful cleaning products by making it impossible for them to open the cabinet. Seeing as how I’m childless, I plan on locking up my alcohol. If I ever get to the point where I can’t open the door, it’s probably time for bed.
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With 2012 drawing to a close, it’s fitting that I find a few free 2013 calendars to see the year off.
Well, that wasn’t as many as I’d planned on finding. I guess the emphasis should be on “few.”
My guess is each month’s picture in this free Ontario Outdoor 2013 calendar is nothing but a stark white image.
In order to get this, add it to your cart then click “Order Selected Travel Guides” at the bottom of the page. You then create an account or, if you’ve signed up for their freebies in previous years, log into your existing account.
I’m still confused as to the reasoning of this freebie after researching it for 20 minutes, but stick with me here. If you want a free “year-at-a-view” Elf Yourself calendar at OfficeMax, then go to the site and upload a photo of you or your kids, dogs, whatever. You’ll then be subjected to a terrifying rendition of We Wish You a Merry Christmas, so quickly mash the “Free Calendar” button in the top right before your last glimmers of sanity flicker out.
Upon reaching this stage, you’ll get a code that you can print out and take to your local OfficeMax ImPress counter and get the free “year-at-a-view” calendar featuring you Elf Yourself image, which is a $6.99 value.
If you say so.
Thank goodness it isn’t South Carolina giving away this free 2013 roadside in bloom calendar. Otherwise every month would have a picture of orange traffic cones and strips of truck tires.
This free 2013 Pillsbury calendar is only for folks who were already for club members as of 10/29/2012. It’ll probably go fast too (they always do), so if you miss it at least sign up so that you’ll qualify for future giveaways.
Did you vote today? You should go vote. Otherwise you’re not allowed to get any freebies from HIF until you vote in 2014. So go vote. Vote. Did I mention the vote part yet?
This free 2013 IRS calendar is for small business or self-employed individuals, but they can’t check it, so … yeah. Whatever conclusions you just made are entirely your own and I in no way suggested nor endorse them. Unless you thought about giving me a million dollars. That’s totally cool with me.
Yeah, I know the image above is a 2011 calendar. You’ll obviously get a 2013 edition.
It’s been a while since I posted a House Party offer, but I recall a bunch of Hiffers getting lucky enough to host a few months ago. Case in point the image above, which shows what one Hiffer last year received – a board game, some freebies, and a bunch of coupons. If you’re new to the site, you apply to host a company themed party and, if accepted, you get a ton of free stuff to eat or giveaway. To be honest though I was a bit underwhelmed with the current party rewards being offered but here’s what’s available.
- Kmart gift card for host to shop for their Halloween party
- Exclusive Sandra Lee recipes and party tips
- Coupons for you and your guests
- Battle of the Sexes game
- Bragging Rights Signs
- Fun Stickers
- NickMom DVD with Exclusive Clips and Episodes
- Cosmo Cocktail Mix
- NickMom Drink Shaker
- Motherfunny Drink Coasters
- ‘Would You Rather’ Game
- Charades: Mom Edition
- Mom Libs
- NickMom Fridge Magnets
- Guest Name Tags
If you enjoy potpourri, but have always wished it was more vertical, then you’ll love these Free Aircraft ScentSticks available on Facebook.
You’ll receive an emailed link that I think you need to click in order to get this.
EDIT: Well, we Hiffed it.
free nesting birds poster is via Cornell University, which might explain why I’ve never seen any of the birds on it. Then again, I don’t get outside much. I tried it out this morning, but then a stray dog looked at me funny and now I’m safely back in the back of my closet.