If you’re not buried in snow like the south *giggles at the idea of being “snowed in” by six inches* then head to your nearest Blockbuster Express kiosk and use ESU11B for a free rental. It doesn’t expire until 1/18, so all my friends back in South Carolina have a week to shovel themselves out!
Actually these are my friends we’re talking about here. I guarantee a few of them are trying to melt the snow with hairdryers and / or flame-throwers.
[thanks to Hiffers who sent this in!]