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Hey, this Marie Callender’s birthday freebie has been updated. And while I’d normally complain over losing free pie, one of the few things I’ll accept as an equal replacement is a free breakfast meal! If you ever have to tell me bad news, hand me a giant cup of hot …
I’ve never had the Taco John’s birthday freebie before, but if they’re as delicious as they are hard to spell, I’m excited. FYI, Taco John’s moved their free birthday food offer to their app-only a few years ago. If you were previously getting your Taco John’s free dessert offer by …
I have no idea what a spumoni sundae is, but how awful could a sundae be? As long as it has zero vegetables in it, I’m down to eat my Spaghetti Warehouse birthday freebie. I swear I’m almost ready to launch the new birthday page. I’ve been reaching out to …
Holy moly, it’s the return the Friendly’s birthday freebie offer. If you’re anything like me, you can’t take your eyes off that pile of diabetes. I mean deliciousness.
Hey, here’s a national treasure of an offer! The Ruby Tuesday birthday freebie is a pretty sweet deal. Well, not literally. Unless you put cookies or ice cream on your burgers, but … then … wait a minute … *rushes off to the kitchen* You know about the full list …
I’m looking over the list of restaurants I still have to post for this series and I think I’m about to down to regional ones. That can be both good and bad. On the negative side they’re only available to certain people. But as the Acapulco birthday freebie shows, their …
I’m wary of any place whose name is associated with death. Sure, a Smokey Bones birthday freebie might be nice, but do you know how many people want me dead? Well, none that I know of, but I once stole Timmy Johnson’s cupcake in the 3rd grade. I’m sure he’s …
Here’s a cool free Gentleman Jack custom label offer available on their site. This seems more like a gag freebie than anything else, but we can’t be picky today. Plus it’s not even that bad – you don’t have to “like” them and you can make up to 10 custom …
Looks like the Genghis Grill birthday freebie has changed! Now your free birthday offer is based on how many visits to Genghis Grill you made over the previous year. 0-3 visits gets you a free appetizer or dessert while 4+ visits gets you a free regular bowl. I interpret that …
The Wingstop birthday freebie changed since I started this series, but I actually think this new offer is better. There’s no purchase necessary, you get a large freebie, and who doesn’t love french fries? Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food! I’m trying to roll out the …
Would it be odd if a guy in his 30s tried to redeem a Chuck E. Cheese’s birthday freebie? The answer I’m looking for here is a resounding no.
The Great American Cookie birthday freebie knows how to celebrate. Sugary food? Check. Sugary drink? Check. All that’s missing is a side order of sugar.
I probably would have named bd’s Mongolian Grill’s birthday freebie something different. I keep picturing a waiter with “beady” eyes and a sly smirk that hints at how he messed with my food.
So let me get this straight. The Planet Smoothie birthday freebie is for a free smoothie and not a free planet? I hope somebody got fired for that oversight.
I’d say Houlihan’s birthday freebie is one of the better ones I’ve posted so far during this series. Sure, I always appreciate a free sugary dessert, but do you realize what else you could buy with a $15 certificate to spend? No, forget about an entrée, I’m talking about multiple …