Michael Moore has a new movie called Slacker Uprising out and he's giving it away for free. No matter what your opinion of him is, you have to admit that free movies are awesome. Now if Orville Redenbacher wanted to give away some free popcorn, we'd be in business here.
To download the movie, simply go to the link above, give them your e-mail address, and you'll then be sent a link to download the movie from. Couldn't be easier and at the very least, now you'll have something to do when your Internet dies for no particular reason! *shakes fist angrily at Comcast*