This free SolarDerm Facial Moisturizer helps calm, hydrate, and replenish dry and sun-damaged skin. I've never had my skin requiring calming, but then again it's always been well behaved.

After adding the samples to your cart, proceed through the checkout process. There should be no shipping and you'll get 3 freebies!

This free Vichy Aqualia Rich moisturizer provides 48-hour hydration and smoothed fine lines. Getting both via freebies is way better than my DIY method. It involves soaking in a bathtub for two days, then lying under a mattress to flatten those lines out.

This free BIC razor offer reminds me of the classic freebies we used to get circa 2010! Man, those were the days. Anyway, hurry and request either a free men's Flex5 or women's Soleil Sensitive razor.

It's cool seeing BIC as the source of my mustache from ages 6-10, but the destroyer from ages 36+. The circle of life!

This freebie will be shipped in the next 4-6 weeks. Freebie expires 6/30/2019 or while supplies last. I also found multiple $2/1 BIC shaving product coupons!

All I know about this free 7-day sample of Lancome Advanced Genifique is that it sounds like it belongs in one of the many video games I play. I still remember the day I learned just because something comes with an eye dropper doesn't mean it's automatically magical.

Old versions of this freebie would email you an “invitation” that you had to take to your nearest Lancome counter. However, it's 2019, which means they'll send this bad boy straight to your house!

Make a free account and you'll possibly get free Aromatica samples for hair or skin & body.

Aromatica looks to be a larger Asian brand that only came to the United States in January. I don't know who told them the fastest way to American hearts is with freebies, but they deserve a promotion!

Here's a new signup form good for some free Garnier Whole Blends Honey Treasures shampoo. Finally, a shampoo I can eat!

Hey, don't look at me like that. Are you telling me you've never come home drunk and mistaken the bathroom for your kitchen? Come on, don't lie.

If you get a “sorry, you're not eligible” message, simply change your email to include a plus sign. For instance, if your freebie email is [email protected], then use [email protected] and the form will submit just fine. 😎

This free Garnier SkinActive sheetmask is great for many things. It will hydrate your face or refresh your skin with ease. However, it makes for a terrible sheet or mask.

I wrote my entire senior thesis on one of these, only to receive an F for “illegible scribbling.” Having flunked out of college, my only career alternative was a life of crime. I didn't make it two steps out of the bank before the cops arrested me. I still don't understand how they saw through my disguise, but I've got 15-30 years to ponder that mystery.

This free Elemis Ultra Smart Pro-Collagen Complex serum is perfect for anybody needing a little more complex serum in their life. This sample claims to iron out wrinkles in as little as 28 days, which is also when they'll send out the freebies. Coincidence? We'll see Yes, duh.

You know this this free L'Oreal Sublime Bronze self-tanning towelettes are fancy because of the -ettes. They don't tack on those extra letters just for nothing, folks.

This signup form promises to send 4 free Lifeline Skin Care samples. My freebie senses Past experience tells me this offer won't last long!

Procter & Gamble are giving away free Olay Regenerist whips to those who sign up. They're also throwing in a free Deep Hydrating Eye Gel & Daily Facial Cleansing Cloths. Fancy.

I've never associated “whips” with “regeneration.” Maybe that's because my only experiences with whips have involved Indiana Jones costumes or amateur lion taming.

It also looks like they're enforcing the “one sample per person” policy, as I repeatedly got that message. If anybody figures out a way around it .. uh … *nods towards comments*