You can request a sample of free Obagi skin cream for all your exfoliating needs. I think this is made with vitamin C, which means we get a freebie and stave off scurvy!

I missed this free L'Oreal Infallible Foundation offer last week, but thankfully it's still available! 😅

Even better for me, this freebie says I'm infallible. Aside from absolving me on being late, do you know what this means?

WE'RE ALL FRESHLY ANOINTED POPES! You get to be a Pope! I get to be a Pope! EVERYBODY GETS TO BE A POPE!

Paris Hilton has a new sample of free ProDNA Eye Cream. It both a lift and firm eye cream, which means … our eyes are about to get ripped?

Here's a super simple form where you can print a coupon good for a full-size free John Frieda Wonder Drops hair mask. That means our hair can rob a bank and possibly get away with it!

As soon as you submit your zip code, you'll be able to print a black & white coupon on your home computer. The coupon doesn't expire until April 1, 2019.

If you're an influencer, and who among us isn't, then you ca get a free 8.5 oz bottle of Giovanni hair care product. I have no idea what the actual freebie will be, but you get to select your hair type and then get a mystery freebie in 8-10 weeks!

It seems crazy to me that anybody would take hair care advice from an evil Pokemon crime boss. I guess I'm an out of touch old man! 🤷‍♂️

Giovanni also set up a referral page, where you can score a second free bottle if you get 4 friends to sign up for a freebie as well. You can invite up to 10 people, but only 4 are required. I didn't personally use it, but it's a pretty cool idea. I'd love to see other freebies in the future offer something similar!

If you've recently looked down at your skin and thought “geez, this could use some rejuvenation,” then you're gonna love today's free Lancome Absolute Soft Cream!

Judging from the photo, this freebie is either “soft as roses” or also intended to liven up your garden.

This signup form feels like something they didn't intend to be released to the public, but you can fill it out and request up to three free Natural Heads hair product samples.

Please don't request this sample unless you have an actual, natural head. All you robots and androids out there need to stop hogging the freebies!

This free Living Proof Perfect Hair Day Triple Detox Shampoo promises to remove buildup from “the big three” causes of hair damage: product, pollution, and hard water.

Oh. From my personal experience, I thought the big three was bed head, peanut butter, and whatever genetic mutation that forces my bald spot to slowly grow.

This signup form is via Google Doc, so I have a feeling it won't last long. However, the confirmation page says we can expect this freebie in 5-10 days via UPS, so that's nice!

As the signup form itself says, not everyone will receive a free Gillette SkinGuard razor. But the only way to get one is to sign up and try!

These are designed for men with sensitive skin, so make sure to play up your delicateness with your answers. I may have hinted that I suffered a terrible dirt-bike stunt gone awry and had my face rebuilt with facial tissue.

This free SheaMoisture African black soap mud mask offer quickly appeared and died back in September, but it seems to be working again now. This soap blends African Black Soap with Tea Tree Oil to remove dirt and impurities, leaving blemish-prone skin clarified, refreshed and smooth.

Kinda like the rain outside creating mud all around me, I'm not sure how much longer this freebie will last.

Please let me know if we HIF this offer crazy fast and I'll keep an eye on it to see if it returns again in the morning. There's also this backup link that might stay operational after the first dies.