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Goob Is Cramming Last Summer Into This One

Hey, remember that crappy cancer last summer? I sure do. Thankfully I’m still 100% in remission, but I bring it up because it kind of killed my summer. I spent 95% of it in a hospital chair or hugging a toilet bowl, but I guess it was worth it since, …

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Free Metamucil Sample Kit

There’s a new Facebook offer for a free Metamucil sample kit that contains four single servings and $4 in coupons. The site says today is Meta Monday, which I’m guessing is in reference to the freebie. Let’s hope tomorrow is Torpedo Tuesday. I’ve always wanted to sink a submarine. *enthusiastic …

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Free Tide Laundry Pods

When I lived in Australia, I discovered a candy called Pods that I’d moderately describe as the single greatest object I’d every put in my mouth. Every bite was like a waking dream. But promise me you won’t try to eat these free Tide pods. Eating them might quickly become …

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Free Kashi Food

First off, wow. The thousands of positive comments and emails that flooded my inbox over the past 72 hours was overwhelming and amazing. You people sure know how to make a guy feel loved. I haven’t read them all yet, but please know that I am slowly and surely doing …

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Free Gentleman Jack Custom Label

Here’s a cool free Gentleman Jack custom label offer available on their site. This seems more like a gag freebie than anything else, but we can’t be picky today. Plus it’s not even that bad – you don’t have to “like” them and you can make up to 10 custom …

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Free American Red Cross CPR Classes

The American Red Cross is waiving their usual $25 fee and offering free CPR classes on Saturday, March 19. There are over 100 participating locations, but be sure to check the map on their site because they’re randomly scattered across the country. My nearby branch isn’t participating, so looks like …

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Host a House Party, Get Free Stuff

Speaking of Coffee-Mate, remember a few months back where you got a coupon and were entered into a chance to host a Coffee-Mate sponsored party? Hiffer Teresa recently posted on our Facebook page that she was accepted and got all the following for free: Cranium board game A Poker Set …

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Free MLK Day Promotional Items

Martin Luther King Jr. Day is observed on the third Monday of January each year. It’s not a holiday that traditionally is associated with freebies. However, to spread the word, the government is giving away free MLK Day promotional items every year. I still have my door hangers from 2011! …

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2010 Freebies Review & $50 GC Contest

So, let’s see. 2010 for HIF saw: 1,242 Freebies Posted 1,026 Freebies Received (including movie rental codes and online free points) 268 Magazines Received 1 $50 Gift Card being given away in this post These stats don’t count anything I got in January 2010 since I didn’t start the Freebies …

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My Painkillers Were Free!

Hey Hiffers. I had some major surgery yesterday and will be taking the next day or two off from posting, emails, and the sort. I might try getting a few posts up this afternoon if my laptop plays along (what a perfect time for my battery to die!), but I …

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Free Cancer Research Mailing Return Labels

Free Cancer Research Mailing Address Labels

I have so many different mailing address labels from one freebie or another that I could fill out my Christmas cards this year and never have to worry about return addressing any envelope. That being said, I still requested these free cancer research mailing address labels. Sure, I’ve got a …

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Free Shout Color Catcher

Free Shout Color Catcher

As you can see, these free Shout Color Catchers had a burst of popular sampling events. They mainly ran from 2010-2012, but I’ll continue being on the lookout for the next freebie opportunity. I once tried to emulate these free Shout Color Catchers by eating a box of crayons. They …

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Free McDonalds Smoothie Coupon

Hiffers, mark your calendars because over 14,000 locations will be giving out free McDonalds smoothies from 7am-7pm on July 22-24. What does this mean for me? Well, for starters, I’ll have to actually put on pants in the morning. I still don’t understand society’s hatred of guys wearing only boxers …

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Send Your Face Into Space

Two years ago NASA offered to send your name to the moon. Now they’re willing to blast your face into space! Sure, it’s not a traditional freebie that comes in the mail, but I can’t resist having my face float amongst aliens. I fear it’s the closest I’ll ever come …

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Free Tea Samples

Free Tea Samples

Free tea samples have been around forever. They’re inexpensive, lightweight to ship, and taste delicious! Below you’ll find some of the older jokes for all the various tea samples we’ve found over the years! I really enjoyed the previous free Yogi tea sample that I received. However, I’m not sure …

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