I come bearing the gift of dead trees! Actually, that doesn’t sound too appealing. Let’s try that again.

Who wants some free magazines? Ah, much better. Today we’ve got a free Foreign Policy magazine subscription and a free Macworld magazine subscription to anybody who qualifies for them. If you’re still not sure how that works, here’s a little hint: you need to work in a field related to the magazine. That’s it. It’s really not that hard. Unlike those darn sleep masks.

Oh boy, I feel another nonsensical rant coming soon!