My little nephew is 9 months old and I feel distant from him. Sure, he’s states upon states away, and whenever I call to talk to my sister-in-law and brother-in-law, he can’t hold the phone to talk to me, but still.

Maybe if I get this free subscription to Babytalk magazine, I’ll learn his language? I mean, it is called “baby talk,” so it’d be like getting “cat talk” or “dog talk”, right?